The Wonderful Dinosaurs

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Question: What did dinosaurs do?


Hypothesis: They ate almost everything and died.


Dinosaurs were greedy creatures. We know that now by science. They were huge beasts and all the other beasts were affraid of them, very affraid all the time. Birds and small rodents were eaten by them, like the Tyrannosaurus Rex, who was not the biggest of all the dinosaurs but had the biggest teeth. He was the most affrightening of all the dinosaurs.

Scientists who have dug in the earth know alot about dinosaurs. They know, for example, what dinosaurs did for fun and when they were bored. They hunted in packs and stole eggs from other dinosaurs and then ate them and the other dinosaurs too. And they ate rodents and mammals. People are mammals, but there were no people then.

Dinosaur bones tell us much. The dinosaurs did not drink as much milk as they should have. Maybe that is part of why they all died. But why did they all die? What is the main reason. That is what this project seeks to understand.

What did the dinosaurs do when there was no more food? They all died. Some say a giant comet hit the earth and a volcano went off and there was no sunlight and the dinosaurs could not breath. But common sense tells us they died when the food ran out. That is what happens all over the world, to biafra children for example. We should eat all our food or they would starve. Or, I guess, they would starve more. Or they would feel worse about starving when I did not eat my brocolis. I would gladly send them to biafra children, but mom says the brocolis would turn brown along the way.


My Dinosaur Cards

I have almost every dinosaur card, and these tell me as much about the dinosaurs as what the scientists learn who dig in the earth. Stupid scientists, they could have just bought my cards.


To Hunt A Dinosaur

If a man who was a hunter went back in time to try and get a dinosaur, he would have a real time of it. Dinosaurs are wily. They are fast. They are very strong and probably were loud. A hunter would be too frightened to even pull the trigger and it would not do much good if he did pull the trigger, because the bullets would just bounce off or else would miss the brain because it is real hard to hit something only as big as a walnut.


Conclusion

I am glad not to have lived in the time of the dinosaurs.