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GURUving Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 01:27 AM
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What should I do? What SHOULD I do?
drinkin

smokin

brought the dog in 'cause it's cold

lady in the other room snorin'

Should I listen to music

should I continue to just read?

dilemma

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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 01:30 AM
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1. This is what you can do
Listen to music while you drink and smoke and then take a moment to let the dog in and roll the lady over on her side so that she will stop storing or find a close pin and plug her nose and go back to reading a book.
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 01:30 AM
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2. Snorin' implies you're not getting any tonight, so I'd advise
drinkin

smokin

keeping the dog in

listening to music

reading 'till the letters look all funny

going to sleep



...in that order
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GURUving Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 01:32 AM
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4. great advice!
I'll try to keep it all in order.

That wasn't an order, right? Damn. I'm so sensitive!
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 01:50 AM
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8. Hell, at this point it probably doesn't matter...
...just have fun with it :)
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 01:32 AM
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3. I don't know, but I'm in here because otherwise
I'D be the lady in the other room snoring. ;)

There's got to be a non-surgical cure that works faster than just losing weight. <sigh>
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 01:34 AM
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5. We use to put a close pin on my Moms nose
It worked like a charm.
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GURUving Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 01:34 AM
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6. Snoring's not so bad
It can actually be comforting, I guess.

The dog is overtaking the lady snores. It almost sounds as though he's trying to talk to me.

rut roh

The dog said:

No, I can't repeat it.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 01:37 AM
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7. Hah!
I can imagine.

In my case snoring is bad... we hardly ever sleep together. I miss her and she misses me. :cry:
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burrowowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 01:53 AM
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9. Go to the Tao of Oscar
At least you will be entertained while not sleeping. Also, OMG they locked the Oscar thread ... for references to the whole.
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