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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 10:22 PM
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Boogers and Cocaine
So I was watching the Daily Show rerun tonight with KadeCarrion, and Stewart was covering the SOTU. We can't stand the sight of Chimpy on TV for even a half second, so when they showed the low-angle footage as he shook hands and greeted the attendees, Kade exclaimed, "Ewwww!! Get him off of there!! I don't want to look up his nose and see all the boogers and cocaine!!"

I fell on the floor. Goddamn, she is hilarious. :D :bounce:
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 10:28 PM
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1. Did you know that "Cocaine Boogers" was the working title for...
"Hotel California"?
Okay, okay it wasn't
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 10:36 PM
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3. No, that was just when Glen Frey looked up at Joe Walsh
and mumbled it.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 11:50 PM
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5. mighta made Hotel California a little less crappy
if it were...

on a dark desert highway
dried bloody nose hair...


welcome to the Hotel Cocaine Boogers
such a lovely place
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 10:29 PM
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2. Both you guys are nuts
heh, heh.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 11:48 PM
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4. goddammit
This thread title is FUNNY. Of course, I am biased, because KadeCarrion said it. :D
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 11:50 PM
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6. This is a disturbing thread indeed.
I intend to make worse with this question: If you pick your nose and have a cocaine bugger, do you snort it back up again?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 11:57 PM
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8. and how much coke laced booger does one have to posses
before being considered a felon? Anyone could easily plant one on the middle of your back and send you to go pick up some forms at the local police station :scared:

Would that be a boogering with intent to convict?
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 11:53 PM
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7. Mr. Boogers and Cocaine made me late for class last night.
Inconsiderate boob.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 12:16 AM
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9. I knew I smelled something odd!
Even up here in the mountains. I picked up the paper on my doorstep, and saw he was in your neighborhood. x(
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