A limerick for Senator Vitter

[racaulk]

Louisiana Senator Vitter
Had a fetish that made people twitter
With a diaper he could
Take a dump where he stood
Without taking a trip to the shitter

:rofl:

I wish I could take credit for this, but I saw it posted on another website.

[Smooth Operator]

1. rotflmao!!!

That's is funny as all shit!! :applause::rofl:

[Orrex]

2. not my best

When Vitter first sought the election,
He campaigned for a moral direction.
But the oath that he swore
Made the diapers he wore
Fair game for the public's inspection.

[racaulk]

3. Oh ROFL!!!

That is great!!! :rofl:

[Orrex]

4. another, for what it's worth

The embarrassed young john had a dream
To be diapered and powdered and cleaned.
"Can you do it?" he prodded.
The Madam just nodded.
"We call it The Vitter Supreme."

[Throwing Stones]

5. excellent!

Dude,
you've got to email those to Stephanie Miller - [email protected]

:rofl:

[Orrex]

6. LOL! Maybe I'll put a few more together and send them in a batch

Stay tuned...

[racaulk]

11. ROFLMAO!!!

:rofl: :spray:

OMG, Orrex, you are on FIRE in this thread! Thanks for playing along and making me laugh! I think this limerick is my favorite so far!

:yourock:

[Orrex]

7. another

To his wife and his God up above,
He's contrite, now that push comes to shove,
But one question remains
For the Vitter campaign:
Were they Pampers or Huggies or Luvs?

[Orrex]

8. Another, and phooey on all of you for not contributing!

The man liked to dress as a minotaur,
While the hooker sang songs by Pat Benatar.
"I'm so freaky!" he roared.
But she shook her head, bored;
"Let me tell you about this one Senator…"

[racaulk]

12. Phooey indeed!

I'm loving your contributions here, Orrex! :rofl:

[Throwing Stones]

9. I'll try

The Vitter liked to soil his diaper
And pay a professional wiper
In a Georgetown Holiday Inn
The family values man liked to sin
But it's time this perv pays the piper

[Orrex]

10. I like it!

Hypocritical GOP excesses positively demand to be lampooned in limericks!

[racaulk]

13. Very good!

I like it!!! :thumbsup: :rofl:

[Orrex]

14. One for racaulk

Now forgive me if I should seem haughty;
I don't care who's nice or who's naughty
But you'd think that a Senator,
A moral progenitor,
Would be trained in the use of the potty.

[racaulk]

17. Orrex, I bow humbly before your genius!

That is too funny! I don't know how you can come up with this stuff so easily! You have kept me in stitches ever since I posted my OP! :rofl:

And a limerick dedicated to you:

From the moment I started this thread,
Utter brilliance has come from your head.
Your rhymes are heavenly,
Such prose has given me
Teary eyes and a face that is red!

And once again...

:yourock:

[Orrex]

20. You're too kind!

:blush:

I'm just glad that my meager efforts have fostered some amusement here!

[originalpckelly]

15. Oh now that's funny!

:rofl:

[Hand]

16. KICKALOOMA!

BEST. THREAD. EVER.

:yourock: :applause:

[racaulk]

18. Thanks for the kudos!

Like I said, I wish I could take credit for the limerick in the OP. But Orrex has come up with some great stuff in this thread!

:rofl:

[Orrex]

19. Some GOP shenanigans just inspire me, I guess...

:shrug:

[Throwing Stones]

21. Ode to Orrex

Orrex had a limericky day
'Twas a Senator that inspired the way
"I'm sick of this shit
From a thug hypocrite
so in verse I will try to make hay"

A certain Senator caused Orrex's funk
When he hired hookers to play with his junk
Said Orrex to DU
"Those rethugs like to screw
But the MSM treats it like bunk"

[racaulk]

22. Those are awesome!

:rofl:

Orrex certainly deserve these kudos from his humorous work today! Very well done!!! :thumbsup:

:spray: <--- (still laughing at "hired hookers to play with his junk")

[Orrex]

33. LOL! Delightful!

Thanks for the homage!

[Arugula Latte]

23. Mine:

Like that jealous female astronaut
Senator Vitter liked to dress as a tot
He liked to be Pampered
But his career was then hampered
When he realized that he had been caught

[racaulk]

24. OMFG, that's great!!!

Too funny! :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

25. Aw, shucks.

:blush: Thanks!

[Arugula Latte]

26. Here's another:

"Tsk, Tsk" the Senator said
When Monica gave Clinton some head
But Vitter thought it just super
to dress up as a Pooper
Boy -- must his cheeks be red!

[Arugula Latte]

27. aaaaand another:

"Against Hollywood depravity I'll fight!
My values are quite moral and upright!
But who are you to judge
That I like to make fudge?"
said Vitter as he was diapered up tight.

[Orrex]

34. "Like to make fudge." Haw haw haw!

I love it!

[Arugula Latte]

37. Hey, thanks for the compliment.

That means something, coming from The Master. :hi:

[Arugula Latte]

28. Okay, here I go again:

Senator Vitter's long-suffering wife
Had vowed revenge for Lewinsky-like strife
She's upset -- but just maybe
She'll stand by her Big Baby
And spare him the Bobbitty knife.

[racaulk]

29. That's a good one!

It had occured to me also to use a Lorena Bobbitt/Wendy Vitter reference in a limerick, especially since knife and wife rhyme. But I wasn't creative enough to pull it off. Well done!

:thumbsup:

And as always... :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

30. Thanks!

:hi:

[regularguy]

31. A feeble try:

For the election of Bush
The whole GOP did push
but a pol from the delta
told the Maddam he felt a
urge she should clean up his tush

[Arugula Latte]

32. Heh! Good one!

:thumbsup:

[Orrex]

35. We're merciless! I'm actually starting to feel a little bad for Vitter.

Well no, not really!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

38. ...

Of guilt Orrex felt a slight twinge
The limericks were making him cringe
But the thought of that Vitter
With a diaper on his sitter
Made Orrex continue to binge

:D

[racaulk]

36. Here's another one

On Tuesday D.C. was a’twitter
With the latest from Senator Vitter
“It’s true I called in
And that was a sin
But it’s over, I promise I quit ‘er!”

It seems that we’ve heard this before
Involving a different whore
From illegit kids
To folks taking bids
Oh the things a storm makes you ignore


Source: http://districtlimerick.wordpress.com/2007/07/11/david-vitter-the-limerick-equivalent-of-t-ball/

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

39. "Senator Vitter. The limerick equivalent of t-ball"

As a parent who has sat through many a t-ball game, I find that verrry funny! :rofl:

[Initech]

40. I'll try one:

About Clinton this guy complained
That he had sex that he could not explain
But the guy that led the charge
Wore diapers that were triple extra large
And still to this day could not toilet train

[racaulk]

41. HA HA!!!

I like that one, EOO! :rofl:

[Initech]

42. Thanks! Here's another one:

The morals and values crowd
Sure likes their opinions voiced loud
But one of their leaders
Is a shitter and pee-er
Right in his Dockers trou

[Initech]

43. Another one:

There's a senator named Vitter
Who uses Pampers instead of the shitter
Paying hookers with nickels and dimes
Is another one of his past times
He gets his jollies by calling them the baby sitter.

[racaulk]

44. One more kick

:kick:

[Vilis Veritas]

45. one more?

there once was a dude named Vitter
he usually abstained from the shitter
when talking to fox
about ignoring his wife's box
he mentioned his dick didn't fit her