Don't do this in conservative Milwaukee suburbs...Multi-tasking man arrested

[HereSince1628]

From the Milwaukee Journal, Police notes

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According to police:
Police were called to the area after a woman observed the man holding a white bag , looking through garbage with one hand, while simultaneously masterbating with his other hand in a nearby alley. Officers made contact (?) with the man, and noted the man's zipper was down and he smelled of alcohol.

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Police gave him a bus ticket and released him at the bus stop at 60th and North Avenue

[Fran Kubelik]

1. That takes talent.

He was holding a bag and looking through trash with one hand. Simultaneously, in a nearby alley, he was masturbating with his other hand.

He must have long arms.

[HereSince1628]

4. Yep. I'd say he's a virtuosity

[tk2kewl]

2. his zipper smelled of alcohol?

those cops are too thorough

[HereSince1628]

6. I think they noticed that when they "made contact"

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Damn! Police aren't paid enough if you ask me.

[taterguy]

3. Is there any town where you should do that?

I'd like to know so I can avoid it.

There's nothing wrong with self-love but there's a time and place for everything.

[HereSince1628]

5. Oh, I thought the multi-tasking thing was the issue.

Silly me :silly:

The syntax is what you get when a paper fires senior staff in order to hire newbies at lower wages.

[DS1]

7. mmm, dumpster porn

that's hot

[HereSince1628]

8. I was thinking the guy was "stimulated" by the smell of garbage.

There must be something in the DSMR about THAT!