It's still freakin' hot here, and I don't even have a pev to entertain me.

[SeattleGirl]

I would do something to invite a pev, but my luck, he'd call the cops on me! x(

[texanwitch]

1. I had a pev jump out of his car naked one time when I was standing in my front yard.

I was watering the flowers so I turned turned the hose on him.

He was rather shocked when this happened.

[SeattleGirl]

3. Hehe. I bet.

Though right at this moment, having a hose turned on me would feel great!

[texanwitch]

5. He was standing next to his car with the door open.

I got the inside of the car really wet.

He didn't have anything to show off either.

[SeattleGirl]

6. Haha!

Good for you!

[texanwitch]

9. How sad, the only thing you can do is drive around naked and jump out.

He spent sometime drying the front seat of his car.

[SeattleGirl]

22. I bet.

I had a real live pev confront me when I was just out of high school. Jackass stopped me when I was walking home one day, obstensibly to ask for directions. He was jacking off. Freaked me out. Ran home, mom called the cops, and we found out this guy had been doing this all over town. Finally caught him before he could do any worse.

[texanwitch]

25. Your mom did right calling the police.

I got the pev license plate number and called the police, never did hear back.

[SeattleGirl]

26. They never called back? That sucks.

A cop came to our house. He was wonderful. He knew I was scared and freaked out, and he treated me very well. And he called us when they caught the guy, to let us know. I appreciated that so much.

[texanwitch]

27. I am glad they caught that guy.

Maybe they caught this pev, I did see some police cars in the neighborhood that afternoon.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

28. You probably had the hose hooked to the COLD water.

just sayin'

[SPKrazy]

2. oh sis!

pevvy bro here

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

4. Easy bro. Mom's social security check hasn't come in yet.

She doesn't have lots of cash on hand for more therapy sessions!

:spank: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

7. i'm cured, i'm cured!

i found the adoption papers, i'm adopted!!! :woohoo:

oh sis! ;)

:rofl:

:P pev

[SeattleGirl]

10. You sure?

Ya pev!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :loveya:

[SPKrazy]

14. sure i'm sure...

i'm adopted sis!

:loveya:

:rofl:

:P

[SeattleGirl]

15. I think I'm scared now......

:rofl:

[The Straight Story]

8. I can entertain from a distance :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouUXmLkMS-s

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. That wasn't very nice.

;-)

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Baby Girl, I would never, EVER let you go without a pev on a hot night.

He's all yours:

[SeattleGirl]

16. Thank you, honey!

And :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: to you! :loveya:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

13. Cops???

How bout a fireman......

[SeattleGirl]

18. Well, I AM awfully hot!

Wanna put the fire out? :evilgrin:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

20. gotta stretch some hose....

be right back...

[SeattleGirl]

23. I'll be waiting.....

:evilgrin:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

24. I gotta come

lights and sirens though....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. My dear PaddyBlueEyes....

If she's not interested....fat chance, BTW.....

Aw, ferget it.....

I'm old enough to be your mom, at least........ :cry:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

21. WOW

thanks pegs...and you know what they say....there is no replacement for experience...hehehehee

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. We could perhaps send this gent your way.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y0GgJ8Q2VNs