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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 10:48 PM
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Sex turns straight people gay, and gays into Mexicans.....
Everybody goes down a notch!!!

I know this because Peter Griffin knows this.
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 10:50 PM
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1. What I don't get is...
A straight woman can "experiment" a little with women, and that doesn't seem to change her "status" or orientation. She's still straight. But if a straight guy experiments with other guys, suddenly he's permanently labeled bisexual or gay.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 10:55 PM
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2. one of the great mysteries of nature, Bob
Best not to ponder that one. Unless you want your head to explode. :)
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 10:59 PM
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3. It's because straight men want to fuck women who:
1. have fucked other women and
2. still want to fuck them.

It's an ego thing. And an excuse to think about two naked women at once. Not that they need one.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:40 PM
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18. yeah, what she said
That is as good an answer as any.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:16 PM
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4. Isn't that in the Book of Mormon?
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:27 PM
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10. yes, I think Tom Paine also said something similar
I am not 100 percent clear on that though. :)
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:18 PM
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5. I've had lots of gay sex, but no one thinks I look Mexican.
Unless
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:26 PM
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7. Peter Griffin's logic doesn't always make sense
In fact, it never does. :)
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:21 PM
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6. Not again!
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:30 PM
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12. This has happened before?
:shrug:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:32 PM
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15. she has a crush on me
That's really the whole underlying theme here.

She's supposedly not legally allowed within 100 DU posts of me. :)
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:33 PM
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16. Hey, aren't you that guy who's running for president?
:P
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:39 PM
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17. yes, yes I am
and I take bribes too!!!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:26 PM
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8. I have no idea what this means.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:30 PM
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13. it's from Family Guy
It was on tv tonight. Peter Griffin, one of the dumbest characters ever created, was brainwashed by an abstinence booklet, and as his wife was trying to have sex with him, he yells this out. :)
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:30 PM
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14. Family Guy reference.
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:26 PM
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9. What do gay Mexicans turn into, then?
Huh? :shrug:


:rofl: :wtf:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-08-07 11:28 PM
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11. woa, you found a glitch in the system
I am at a loss for words.
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