The "Global Warming Denialists Concert" would star:

[rusty charly]

Ted Nugent

[WCGreen]

1. Toby Kieth....

[Ahpook]

2. chirp chirp

That's all you would hear between his wang danging.

[Arugula Latte]

3. Probably Reba McIntire

Gawd I despise her, and she's a fundy. She probably thinks Global Warming is far fetched, but that Jesus is coming back any day now.

[rusty charly]

4. well, that's 40 minutes so far...

[Maestro]

5. Megadeth

with special guest Sammy Hagar.

[mvd]

68. The Megadeth singer equates patriotism with blind support..

of the President. His case is worse than Britney's from what I read.

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. The reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan admonishing us to buy more SUVs

and to spend spend spend and not worry about the future.

[Arugula Latte]

10. Oh, and to rip down those solar panels, like Ronnie did at the White House.

That evil bastard... I wish there really were a hell so he could roast ...

[JackBeck]

7. Patricia Heaton.

[rusty charly]

9. This is GREAT! A 53 minute show, thus far!

[mitchum]

8. Royal Trux

Jennifer H is a republican skank

[tridim]

36. No shit?

Royal Trux stayed at our house when I was in college (around 92 or so) and the next day I noticed my violin bow had been stolen. Hmmm..

[no name no slogan]

43. She was probably using

I saw them around that same time, and she looked like a junkie.

Your bow probably ended up in pawnshop somewhere.

[mitchum]

54. Yes, I read an interview with her from 2004...

which oddly enough has now been removed from the TRX website (hmmm...) where she states that she thinks bush has the best vision for the direction of the country and that "Kerry is just a loser"
Reportedly her family has amassed a lot of money through real estate holdings. I assume that she is waiting around for her parents to die and when that happens she doesn't want to pay the dreaded inheritance tax on the loot coming to her.

[Arugula Latte]

11. Don't forget Pat Boone!

Jebus, the right has the WORST "talent." :rofl:

[ClassWarfare2008]

12. Sammy Hagar

"Fuck Mother Earth!! Buy my tequila!!!"

[ikojo]

45. Sammy's a reich winger?

And I love "I can't drive 55"

[ClassWarfare2008]

49. Yep, he sure is...

http://www.newsmeat.com/celebrity_political_donations/Sammy_Hagar.php

[ikojo]

50. Sammy lives in Mill Valley...which is around San

Francisco...what happened? I thought he was friends with Bob Weir formerly of the Grateful Dead.


Just checked Bob Weir's donations and whew, they're kosher....

http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/bystate_detail.php?city=San+Rafael&st=CA&last=weir

[libnnc]

13. Pat Boone.

His white bucks are an environmental disaster alone.

[Ahpook]

14. I suppose the announcer would be..

that wannabe redneck? Not sure of his name at the moment, but you know who? :)

I can almost see this coming together in the States at some point after all that's been happening.

While the Nuge is playing we have Zakk Wylde playing pinch harmonics till your ears bleed on second stage.

Don't forget about the twinkie eating contest, folks.. it's a goodun.

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. And TRUCKASAURUS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_JyOLNsMpQ

[rusty charly]

18. Great! That's like a fringe festival musical version of

a japanese sci-fi movie!

(oh, and like, they were surprised that a crane that's made to pick up cars actually picks up a car? wow.)

This thing opens the second half! Boffo!

[Fire Walk With Me]

22. Truckasaurus only attacks small, gas-efficient cars. Never SUVs.

It's like a mini-Rapture!

[DesertRat]

16. Kid Rock ?

He played the Republican Convention.

[DesertRat]

17. Jessica Simpson

[ClassWarfare2008]

19. Opening the show: The Crisco Kid himself

John Ashcroft singing his hit single "Let The Eagle Soar"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M789kRvbziM

[rusty charly]

21. Where would the Daily Show be without him?

The kids LOVE THIS GUY!

[Fire Walk With Me]

25. owie owie owie

[rusty charly]

20. Miss "Family Values Trust the President" Britney Spears!

[devilgrrl]

23. Charlie Daniels

:puke:

[ClassWarfare2008]

24. We can't leave out Prussian Blue

They could sing their new song "Aryans Can Swim, so Fuck Your Liberal Coasts"

[stuntcat]

32. eeeewwwwwww

They scare me, just the fact that they exist :puke: :puke:

[Bassic]

65. Those poor kids,

like countless others, are being raised to be mindless fucktards, spreading hate and fear.

[madinmaryland]

26. Dennis Miller would be the Emcee!!

ASSHAT MILLER!

[Contrary1]

27. Don't leave out Governor Ahhnold...

He can wow the crowd by reciting the list of great movies he has starred in...

That should eat up another 3 or 4 seconds.

[Taverner]

34. Although he is one of the few Repubs actually doing something about warming

Here in CA, most new home developments will have solar panels because of him

[Oddly Stevenson]

28. The Right Brothers

[ClassWarfare2008]

29. The Fake Lynyrd Skynyrd

They played at some Chimp event, and Ronnie Van Zant is probably STILL rolling in his grave because of it.

[ClassWarfare2008]

30. Alice Cooper

Sad but true.... he's a 'Puke

Alice Cooper, a Republican who golfs with U.S. Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., recently told the Canadian Press, "If you are listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you are a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons."

"Besides," he continued, "when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn't already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that's a good reason right there to vote for Bush."
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/04270/384277.stm

[Oddly Stevenson]

31. The Marshall Tucker Band

[rusty charly]

33. from another thread

a list of RW "entertainers"

Danny Aiello
The Gatlin Brothers
Kim Alexis
Mel Gibson
Ted Nugent
Scott Baio
Frank Gifford
Stephen Baldwin
Fred Grandy
Lee Greenwood
Mary Lou Retton
Dorothy Hamill
Angie Harmon
Pat Sajak
Pat Boone
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Matt Hassellbeck
Rick Schroeder
Bruce Boxleitner
Patricia Heaton
Lara Flynn Boyle
Brooks and Dunn
James Caviezel
Kathy Ireland
Tom Selleck
Kirk Cameron
Shirley Jones
Ricky Skaggs
Roger Staubach
Robert Conrad
Billy Ray Cyrus
Cheryl Ladd
Charlie Daniels
Larry the Cable Guy
Tony Danza
Randy Travis
Travis Tritt
Bo Derek
Heather Locklear
Shannon Doherty
Susan Lucci
Jackie Mason
Sara Evans
Dennis Miller
Gerald McRaney
Wayne Newton

thanks tanyev!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=3363269&mesg_id=3363325

[Fire Walk With Me]

37. Did Bruce Boxleitner learn nothing from "Babylon 5"?

[Cabcere]

48. Seriously. "President" Bush or the fictional "President Clark" - what's the difference?

Oh, wait, I know this one...Clark committed suicide, if I remember correctly. *whistles*

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

64. Yeah. Makes me wonder if he actually paid attention to the story...

...rather than just read the script and act out the scenes.
Apparently Babylon 5 is quite popular with Bush and Cheney. Probably not as entertainment, though; they probably see it as as a how-to manual on how to start a fascist takeover of a democratic government like ours.

[xmas74]

53. I'm not a fan of Mel Gibson

but I think he's an issue voter and not necessarily a RW supporter. I remember an interview in 2004 in which the reporter asked him if he supported the president and he stated no-he actually didn't like any of the choices offered. He also made a comment not too long ago about how much we as Americans and our administration in particular has screwed up the environment.

Like I said, I'm not a fan. Just things I've heard him say lead me to believe that his religious views are conservative but his politics are a bit more moderate.

[mvd]

69. That site refuses to provide reasons for some

Many are obvious, but:

Randy Travis recently gave a donation to Bill Richardson. I was surprised.

Billy Ray Cyrus is Christian, but so am I, and I never heard him talking against the liberal cause

Emma Caulfield supposedly voted for Kerry

Have no idea about Kenny Chesney, but maybe that helped lead to his breakup with Renee Z.?

All Sela Ward said is that she isn't a Democrat.

Martina McBride avoids political talk. They probably went by her appearance at a couple events.

[no name no slogan]

35. Michael Martin Murphy

Yes, Mr. "Wildfire" is a Repub, too

...although he is involved in prairie preservation activities, so he's a bit more green than expected

[cathandler]

38. He's got the best teeth I've ever seen.

Can't be real.

[no name no slogan]

44. As real as Sen. Norm Coleman's (R/Traitor-MN)

Which were done by a dentist who shares a practice with my dentist

[judaspriestess]

39. I'm sure a big giant oil rig will be the backdrop

spewing nasty fumes into the air.

[Scooter24]

40. Prussian Blue...

Nothing like a good ol' white nationalist folk duo to set the tone...


and they can be introduced by Ken Ham (founder of the "Creation Museum")

[ikojo]

47. Ken Ham looks to be barely above

a neanderthal himself.

[KitchenWitch]

55. Nice Hitler shirts!

x(

[mitchum]

56. Odd that a member of the master race needs braces...

seems to be a little genetic imperfection going on there

[Critters2]

58. I thought that, too

A genetic defect, huh? How did that happen?!

[mitchum]

59. A conspiracy by "you know who", of course

[Critters2]

60. Well, they are running the universe.

Just in case...:sarcasm:

Perhaps my favorite website (besides Du, of course):

http://www.internationaljewishconspiracy.com/

[mitchum]

61. LOL!!!

Thanks for the website,
Y'know, there are some people (like those little darlings in Prussian Blue) who wouldn't see the satire there. But I guess that's one of the many things that would typify them as idiots.

[mvd]

67. Wow - I think you won for..

most ignorant entertainers on this thread. :puke:

[S n o w b a l l]

41. Anita Bryant

If she's still living.

[Fire Walk With Me]

42. Will there be a commemorative set of Franklin Mint plates?

Have to have some way for people to summon their fond memories of the show...

[ikojo]

46. Brittany Spears...teaching all how to chew

gum and praise George W all while driving with an infant in your lap.

[Catbird]

51. Can't forget John Ashcroft

Maybe he could do variations and themes on the eagles soaring to make up a set if he doesn't have a second song. (If he does, I haven't heard it.)

[racaulk]

52. The emcees could be Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Chuck Norris.

:puke:

[Lindsey]

57. Heather Locklear?!?!?! n/t

[WinkyDink]

62. Dubai.

[deepthought42]

63. Thomas Kinkade could do the artwork...

:scared:

:puke:

[mvd]

66. Al Michaels

As a bonus, he can tell us at a Sunday Night broadcast how no snow at a Packers game in January still means no global warming.

[Initech]

70. Come on... 70 posts and no one has mentioned Lee Greenwood yet?

I'd take Nugent over Greenwood's false patriotism any day of the week. :puke:

[BleedingHeartRN]

71. The Duggar Family could make a special appearance

Nothing like a group of white-washed, uber-religious, fundie nutbags to bring the house down! Over-breeding rules!

[PassingFair]

72. Don't forget the MegaStupid Mutha, KID ROCK.

Dip Shit...