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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 01:10 PM
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In Honor Of Bad Weddings- Post some REALLY BAD wedding pix and stories
Either yours, your families, your friends... or something you found on google.
















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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 01:29 PM
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1. The first pic...
well...ah hell...I can't look away...kinda like driving by an auto accident... :evilgrin:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 01:41 PM
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2. Best friend grabbed an aerosol can to spray her hair in the ladies room
within minutes before walking down the aisle. I made a lunge to stop her, but it was too late. It wasn't hair spray, it was LYSOL. And she gave the front of her hair a heavy dose. Then she let out a scream and started crying. I told her to start rinsing it out and I made a quick run for the curling iron and hairspray. I passed the message to the organist that we would need a good ten minutes.

When she walked down the aisle she looked like she had been crying for an hour, and the marriage lasted only eight months.
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 02:09 PM
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3. My wedding was a sham..I was 19
I knew I was gay, but I thought that if I got married I wouldn't be gay anymore....didn't work
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 02:23 PM
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4. kinda like the one where the bride is wearing her scuba or wind-surfing gear
Edited on Sat Jun-30-07 02:24 PM by tigereye
:shrug:

as someone who wasn't into the whole "wearing white/traditional" thing, I like when people are more adventurous. It's their day, they should wear and do what they like!
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 05:54 PM
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5. The scuba gear one was def. the funniest of the bunch
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 06:04 PM
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6. My dad tried to get me drunk and convince me to abscond
The horrible part.. I was too stupid and stubborn to listen.

:grr:
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 06:12 PM
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7. I'll post a link to these because I refuse to have them in my Photobucket Account...
...Don't really know where to begin in describing this couple.

http://www.1075kzl.com/jpg/Josh_brother_wedding/index.h...
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AggieGal Donating Member (635 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 07:58 PM
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8. That couple scares me.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 08:11 PM
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9. this isn't bad but i thought it was funny, right before we were all to walk down the
aisle me and my bridesmaids were upstairs waiting while the minister was finishing things up and the groomsman were taking their places, so the bridesmaids dresses i picked out had a rather large unfortunate bow right on the booty--what was i thinking? So anyhow my best friend Tilly is adjusting my train and fixing her own dress when she says "Does this bow make my ass look huge?" and right after that we heard a roar of laughter from the pews, in the room we were the Minister had just turned on the sound system and there was a mike so her comment was literally broadcast through the church. We could all barely keep from howling with laughter as we all made our way down the aisle.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 08:29 PM
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10. That's not bad...that's a great story!!! n/t
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-30-07 08:39 PM
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11. Here's a couple
Who the FUCK invited her??


Gag me...


Look buddy, if I gotta be married to you at least let me be drunk while I'm doing it
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