I would rather (insert answer here) than be a GD2004 Moderator tonight

[WilliamPitt]

Poll question: I would rather (insert answer here) than be a GD2004 Moderator tonight

[Shrek]

1. ... be a Patriots fan ...

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. pour gas all over my body and light it on fire

[madmax]

3. Sexy pillow talk between bar and h.w.bush

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

:puke:

Can't wait for this to be over......I've got hives!

[Wickerman]

4. Work the Gun Dungeon!

:evilgrin:
I am going to regret this, aren't I?
:evilgrin:

[davidinalameda]

33. work the Gun dungeon and try and keep peace between

the skeptics and the astrologers

top that one!

:bounce:

[curse10]

37. LoL

I've worked the gun dungeon! It ain't that bad! LoL

[ewagner]

5. Other

french kiss a rattlesnake

[madmax]

8. That would be having sex with

jr. bush. :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

6. Other

Eat raw yak intestines smothered in chocolate syrup.

[TahitiNut]

16. You mean for the third night in a row?

:silly:

[Zomby Woof]

24. I usually have its liver!

:crazy:

[VelmaD]

7. And oldy but goody

It's a classic - I'd rather have bamboo shoots shoved under my fingernails and toenails.

Although the badger thing is a close second.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

9. Wear a birdseed suit

to a parakeet party.

[DS1]

why the masochism? The answer is 'screw'

[populistmom]

10. Other- Watch another fucking Yankee game.

Guess what I found out? Spring training starts on my birthday next month. Oh boy, happy birthday to me, I won't be going out because we might miss the news on the Yes network. Fun. Fun. Fun. Even that sounds better than being a moderator tonight.

[CatWoman]

11. masturbate with a red-hot poker

[Paragon]

12. go to Wrigley with Steve Bartman

:(

[TahitiNut]

13. "... be helping and supporting them..."

>poof!<

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

40. Dammit the hell, Tahiti????

Must you ALWAYS take the high road? :D

[TahitiNut]

41. Naww... it's a carefully-contrived facade.

I'm really an evil, greedy, corrupt ... independent. :dunce:

... and probably a burr under some saddles, too. ;-)

Besides, I've already done all that other stuff. :silly:

[waterman]

14. Drink the sludge from the bottom of a restaurant dumpster.

[Lefty48197]

15. Clean out Ken Starr's closet

.

[Mikimouse]

17. Clearly Will, you have spent WAY too much time in Southie

probably know some of the same people I do, if you included that as a category in the poll.:hi:

[proud patriot]

18. I picked the armpit farting one

I can't help it I'm a mom of a seven year old boy .

I'm used to the sound of farting armpits :shrug:

[TreasonousBastard]

19. Hey!

I'd love to be a moderator tonite.

Ruthless slayer of messages and threads. Get 'em all banned!

Get out all my frustrations on anyone who dares whine about his or her candidate not winning like he was supposed to.

Anyone who gloats gets special treatment.

Anyone who bores the piss out of the rest of us with long messages analyzing the results only in terms of his or her candidate-- off with his head.

Flamers gone at the stroke of a key.

Comrade, there would be fewer but better messages tomorrow.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bundbuster]

20. Other -

Live in a warmongering, planet-pillaging, xenophobic, corporate-fascist dictatorship with eroding civil & constitutional rights.

...Oh wait - I've been doing that for 3 years now

[trof]

21. Climb a mile of razor wire, hand over hand.

Tabasco eye-bath
Sleep with Ann Coulter. I ain't talkin' SEX.
Just occupy a proximate space.
Mess around with LeRoy Brown.
He's BAD!

[jus_the_facts]

22. .....watch the Red Sox *almost* beat the Yankees......

:evilgrin:

[Missy Vixen]

23. Ohhhhh, the mental pictures

I'm going to have to scrub off my brain pan with a barbecue brush.

I'd rather be dragged behind a moving vehicle, buck naked over broken glass, than spend my evening babysitting the caucus crowd.

Then again, it's a great excuse to drink heavily :toast:!

Happy Iowa Caucus, everyone! Bottoms Up!

:toast:

Julie
I'd like to know who the two sickos are that voted for having pig sex with Newt Gingrich...EEEEEE! My eyes! MY EYES!

[Aristus]

25. I'd rather:

clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue, then be a mod in GD2004 tonight.

;-) Thanks, Weird Al. :thumbsup:

[JanMichael]

26. French kiss and fondle Dubya.

Yet. That'd be pretty crappy.

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. ...too late...

anyone wanna trade? ;)

[woofless]

28. Eat African killer bees on crank.........n/t

[Khephra]

29. I'd trade with them. I was a mod in Breaking News on 9/11

and the weeks following.

This too shall pass.

[Khephra]

30. Did I kill the thread with that comment?

I know I've ended threads, but was that one a killer?

[DemoTex]

31. Take an ice-water enema ...

While dining on a bowl of black scorpions.

(Same odds on enjoying a lunch with Lynn Cheney)

[supernova]

32. Looking for a good, basic returns thread

Just a simple thread about the returns. That's all.

But I'm having a hard time locating one. Can someone recommend a thread?

:shrug:

[carols]

34. Be pecked to death by ducks

:-)
Carol

[SOteric]

35. Eat an entire bucket of moldy, fermented garden slugs.

Thanks, mods. :hi:

[ornotna]

36. Lick clean

each and everyone of Imelda marcos' shoes.

:puke:

[Haviland_42]

38. glue my head to the carpet

LOL

[corporatewhore]

39. be stuck in a car that windows are stuck shut w/a deadly farter

[Spirochete]

42. Stuff scorpions up my ass

and rub Ben-Gay on my foreskin.

[kanrok]

43. Slide down a 90 foot razorblade and into a tub of iodine

Ouch.

[TXlib]

44. shag Nicole Kidman

[terrya]

45. Sexually pleasure Ann Coulter eom