Woman Goes 'NUTS' on her exBoyfriend

[Parche]

Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm

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[BarenakedLady]

1. Oh.my.gawd

:wow:

[Inchworm]

11. umm...

-flirt- flirt- flirt :loveya:

:hide:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Uhhh.....

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

3. "She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out."

Uhhhhh.


That's....wow....

[Parche]

7. Swallow

That is called 'Scrote down the throat.' :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[johnnie]

4. Yikes!

It's sad that in this day and age we still see this kind of violence against men. Didn't he have the balls to stand up to her?

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. ...

:evilgrin: :applause: :rofl:

[ikojo]

24. He was missing one.....

Maybe the other one just wasn't strong enough to handle this matter on its own.

[DS1]

5. did he have his pants off?

:wtf:

[militaryspouse]

9. ,,

this doesn't even sound 'real'

[supernova]

8. Some drugs!

What on earth was she on. :wtf:

oh and *snicker*

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. People, seriously, can we have some decorum?

You all act like this is the first time ever that some guy got his nuts ripped off at a party, had them unsuccessfully tried to be swallowed, and then had them handed back to him.

[Parche]

12. Decorum

Well its not like she did this on the sperm of the moment, she had a bad attitude and got a little
teste, and you have to admit, she did have balls...............:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ikojo]

25. At least one...in her mouth and

then in her hand

[Arugula Latte]

18. I know .... Seriously. Who here among us hasn't tried to rip off someone's 'nads?

Most of us give that type of behavior up after college, but, still.

[matcom]

13. you win

*bows*

[Drum]

14. Ugh.

I don't think this should even be discussed.

So brutal.

The thought of that sort of attack---from or on ANYone---make me wince.

:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

[AggieGal]

16. I feel pain

and I have no nuts.

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

17. *crosses legs

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. Here is a picture of the woman!!

(Philboy ducks and waits to be reprimanded) :scared:

[BarenakedLady]

20. I feel ookie

:puke:

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. Is that one of those medical terms? n/t

[BarenakedLady]

22. Yep

I'm a nurse, I should know...

















Ok, I'm not. I just have the costume.

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. Wow!

I have "costumes" too!

Let's see: "construction worker", "naughty pool boy", "angry policeman", ummm...oooops....nevermind:blush: :evilgrin:

[Deep13]

31. Wow, she has a lot of balls!

:hide:

[rug]

26. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

[Deep13]

27. "I am in no way a violent person..."

Well that's a relief.

[Haole Girl]

28. Ouch

I have to admit, I couldn't stomach reading the whole thing.

But...ouch.

[mike_c]

29. I hate it when that happens....

:rofl:

[Deep13]

30. Mr. Jones, the victim, might be interested in this.

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

32. "...ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands"

:wtf: was she on!!! :wow: Who does she think she is: Edward Scissorhands, Wolverine or Nails?

Better yet, where did she get her spinach from???

I'd hate to see what she does when she really gets mad!!!