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Flightful Donating Member (183 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-04 03:02 PM
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Create your own George Bush conspiracy theory!
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citizen snips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-04 03:05 PM
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1. Look at the one I created.
George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that Rush Limbaugh, white men, and the Christian Coalition could conquer women.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-04 03:08 PM
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2. George W. Bush
allowed 9/11 to happen in order to solidify his hold on power.

No. Wait. That actually happened.

Bush invaded Iraq in order to plunder its oil wealth and distract America from the bungled war on 'terra'.

No...wait...

Jeez, I'm stumped.

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Redneck Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-04 03:21 PM
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3. Continuing with the baseball theme on another thread...
George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that oil companies, Republicans, and Ann Coulter could oppress liberals.

I knew he had to be responsible somehow.
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-04 03:54 PM
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4. George Bush is a puppet directed by a radical
Edited on Mon Jan-19-04 03:56 PM by HereSince1628
political terrorist who resides in a secret location, although there are pictures of him with mountainous terrain in the background. The puppeteer's obsession with secrecy makes it impossible to know with certainty his thoughts, activities and whereabouts. Moreover, when moving through the country he is always surrounded by an elite cadre of personal guards.

The only thing certain about the puppeteer is his interest in living life of wealth and luxury. There is evidence that he has very expensive taste in food, his followers speak of meals valued at from $500 to $2000 a plate.

The puppeteer is apparantly well connected to extreme elements in the media through whom he has been known to spread threats of terror through America which have disrupted commerical activity and have caused excessive security measures to be taken at American airports and tourist destinations. The puppeteer is known to have had a number of interactions/connections with the US Defense estabishment during previous presidencies and is believed to have close ties to current and former American military leaders.

Although made to appear of Celtic origins, his currently used last name is believed to possibly be a codename made by jumbling letters of an indigenous tribal name also used as a location name in the region where the puppeteer spent some of his youth.

He is believed to have a chronic disease and is never far from medical attention.

Simply put my conspiracy theory is Dick Cheney pulls Arbusto's strings


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