doesn't Blink 182 have the best lyrics ever?

[ButterflyBlood]

Poll question: doesn't Blink 182 have the best lyrics ever?

I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass:

I
Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I
tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
and it's ass

We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

When You Fucked Grandpa:


When you fucked grandpa,
Did he tell you that he loved you,
Did he hold you untill the sun did rise,
And did he look into your eyes,
And ask you to falate him,
And stick a finger or two in his ass,

*Chorus*
He seems like a to-tal ass-hole,
Grand-pa is a total fucking asshole,
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass...
He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa,
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head,
And was it on your mothers bed?

*Chorus sung softly under these words*
This is fucking stupid man
I cant believe you have sex with your own grandpa!
I mean you guys are related!
Whats he gunna do?
Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man you like to fuck him in the bum,
And have your grandma come in and watch and masturbate
And cum all over the place!
This is stupid!
I hate you all!
I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight!
This is stupid!
I hate you!

Happy Holidays You Bastard:

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
And he shit shit shit his pants
He's always fucking shitting his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again

:)

[Syrinx]

1. you are joking!

Or I'll have to fuck you in the buttonhole! :P