Who can I move in with?

[billyskank]

I'm well quiet and well behaved. I can pay my share of the bills and don't mind helping with the housework. I can iron my own shirts and I always wipe up any dribble in the bathroom.

:hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Come on ovah!

:bounce:

[billyskank]

2. Hey thanks

:hug:

:hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Just be forewarned...

I might put you to work drawing portraits in the subway station for cash...maybe. :yoiks:

[billyskank]

12. That doesn't sound such a bad occupation.

:D

[bicentennial_baby]

16. Ok, we're in business then!

:bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Screw Bi_Baby, come move in with me.

I have a freeper grill and the weather is better.


:hide:

Course you'll have to put up with TM, BM and BabyM, plus the HP and the dogs. However, I can assure you, it will be WAY worth it.

[bicentennial_baby]

5. Just trying to get a piece of all my men, eh?

Way to go, Hitler.... :eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Nice post, Hitler.

:eyes:

:loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

18. If I had to choose a stalker for Sniffa...

You know it would be you... :loveya:

[billyskank]

8. I'd move in with you just to find out what a freeper grill is

:D

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

14. She bought it at Sam's Club

Which is the warehouse store spin-off of WalMart. You don't want to live with a WalMartian, do you?

[Midlodemocrat]

19. I HATE you.

:rofl:

It is pretty nice, though, n'est-ce pas?

And, I DID get the hot tub from Costco.

[LeftyMom]

21. Your grill is nicer than my kitchen

:thumbsup:

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Doubtful.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

28. Oh trust me, it is. We're remodeling and we haven't got to the kitchen yet.

It's not so impressive at the moment, to say the least.

[Midlodemocrat]

31. I have the contractor coming over Tuesday to discuss the same.

:scared:

The first one wanted me to rip everything out, but my cabinet boxes are solid wood and I just want new fronts, and hardware.

I do need more storage space, so I drew up a plan for that, but I'm not looking forward to this. It takes me FOREVER to make a decision like this, and when we finished doing the attic in 2004, THAT is when I started the ideas for the kitchen.

Three years later. Yeah, I'm pretty slow at this. I just don't want to make a costly or aesthetic mistake.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. This is a freeper grill

or so sayeth Haruka, matcom, et al. :eyes:

[billyskank]

20. I think that's bigger than my actual kitchen.

;)

[Midlodemocrat]

24. It comes in very handy in feeding BoyMidlo and all his six foot

friends. :eyes:

Two, yes, two packs of hot dogs last night at midnight along with probably at least six burgers. I'm going to have to live in my car. :cry:

[Gormy Cuss]

6. Me.

If you're willing to clean the bathrooms we'd even forgo a rental fee. It's a nice area and you'd be a short plane trip away from the CalPeggy family.
:hi:

[billyskank]

9. Cool!

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

7. I can feed you!

Also, I live with my pretty and single sister.

[billyskank]

11. Yes you can!

And I am quite capable of leaving dairy products out of my own cooking. :hi:

[wildhorses]

13. you are welcome here, anytime ---

think you could handle the culture shock:rofl:

:hi:

[billyskank]

23. Thank you!

:hug:

[NightWatcher]

15. Arent you in London, the question should be, "who can move in with you?"

there are many here in the States who want to get out, myself included.

For the record I can make mean pasta dishes and only need a small window ledge to sleep on. :)

[billyskank]

22. England, but not London

Only an hour's train ride away though.

I love pasta, and I have a number of window ledges. One of them is quite large, even. :hi:

[LaurenG]

26. Move in with us! We have plenty of room. You will have to help cook though.

:bounce: :hi: :loveya: :hug:

[billyskank]

27. You say that as if it would be a chore

:hug:

:loveya:

[mzteris]

29. ME! ME! ME!

You're always welcome here.

Of course, I hope you like kids (2 boys who could seriously learn to wipe up their own 'dribble'.)

Dogs (3)

Cats (1)

Fish (2)

I have a pool - so you could be my "pool boy", too, if you want. ;)

[billyskank]

30. Surely an offer I cannot refuse!

:D

:hi:

[mzteris]

104. trunks, speedos, or

au naturale??


Also - what do you like to swim in?

:rofl:

[billyskank]

107. We'll see how the mood is

au naturale may be okay. :D

Water, milk, anything is okay. So long as it's liquid enough to do a stroke in. ;)

[mzteris]

108. r u trying

to make me :blush:

or just trying to get this thread locked?


:spank:

[billyskank]

109. Moi?

I was talking about swimming. O8)

[SPKrazy]

41. Well hey!

now if i'm gonna ditch rev, and you are making arrangements to have billy move in

:shrug:


i dunno about this now ;)

[mzteris]

82. But he said he does house work and ironing

and cleans up after himself.

AND he said he'd be my "pool boy"!!!! :woohoo:

That's kinda hard to turn down, ya know.

And - no offense, but all you offered me wuz hogs.


Besides - a girl's gotta have a backup plan, doncha know. ;)

[SPKrazy]

83. ,,,

:(


man if he's gonna do all the housework and ironing, and be the pool boy, can I move in and we'll let him do all the work :D

[mzteris]

85. that sounds like a plan!

shhhhhhhhh - we'll tell him about you after he gets here, 'k?

[SPKrazy]

86. deal!

:hide:

:D

[mzteris]

88. how many deals

have you made now?

:spank:

[SPKrazy]

89. Uhm, I dunno...

how many deals can someone make?

:rofl:


oh, don't stop! :D

[mzteris]

93. apparently quite a few!

I didn't know you were a playa, SPK!

;)

[SPKrazy]

95. me?

a playa?

:yoiks:

only in da lounge...

:rofl:

[mzteris]

96. riiiiiiiiiiiiiight -

only in the Lounge, my hind leg!

[SPKrazy]

97. truuuuuuuuuuuuue!

I'm not moving in with several women in real life, only in the lounge, and really not even there :P

:rofl:

in real life, i'm not really doing anything :(


wait, you have a hind leg? :wtf:

:rofl:

[mzteris]

100. I thought you were a southern boy!

Hell - I don' really know what having a "hind leg" means, I jus' heared it lots when I wuz growin' up.

I think it's kinda like "t*ts on a boar hog", ya know?

[SPKrazy]

102. I am, well mostly southern

lived here longer than i've lived anywhere else.

I've heard the expression I think, it just struck me funny in writing. :rofl:

;)

[mzteris]

103. Like the saying "little ducks"

As in: Mother said, "if you don't stop that right now, it's going to be LITTLE DUCKS!"

Heck, I was grown before I knew what it meant. I mean I knew what it MEANT, but as a kid I'd always thought it had something to do with




I finally figured out it had to do with




as the mom tried to whack you upside the head - or any other body part she could reach - you'd be ducking and dodging and weaving.


(Note: This was eons ago when it was acceptable to smack your kids around.)

[SPKrazy]

105. I don't remember that one either...

:shrug:

I do remember "go find me a switch from the willow tree"

or "I'm gonna blister your bare bottom"

but those are pretty obvious statements about corporal punishment :dunce:

:hi:

how ya doin' today?

:hug:

[mzteris]

106. Or -

how about: I'm gonna knock you through to next Tuesday. - or -

Go get the belt.

It sounds like I was beat a lot. I wasn't - but I sure thought I was gonna be. Though I did get a few whuppins. Tweren't never my fault, neither. It was my brothers!! :rofl:


I'm doing okay considering I had the worst dreams last night. Truly awful. Woke up twice screaming. I even woke my son up - who started yelling at the dog to be quiet. :blush:

I actually bought some new clothes yesterday. :woohoo: and I'm starting to feel a little motivated to "do stuff". Now if I can just figure out where to start with getting this house in order!! yikes. I didn't realize it was sooooooooo bad. There's so much to do I don't know where to start. I know - one room at a time.

[SPKrazy]

110. One room at a time works!

your dreams sound awful :hug: do you remember them? Waking up screaming sounds like a really bad one, twice. :(

My sister was ALWAYS at fault for me getting in trouble, and actually many times she did set me up, and she was good at that...:rofl:

I didn't get a lot of whuppins either, but a few. I think my true whuppins ended the day my mother broke the yardstick on my butt and I laughed at her. Not the best move on my part. Groundings became the new rule and that worked better at that age.

Well good luck with your cleaning and good to hear you are feeling some motivation! :woohoo: for you!

:hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. You can move in with me. I've having doubts about SPK and me

What with his constant flirting with other women... :rofl:

[billyskank]

33. Well, we were already supposed to get married

you, me and kagehime. So why the fuck not? :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. There ya go!

We should just all move to Utah and live in a commune. :rofl:

[fizzgig]

43. hells yeah!

i'm a great cook, but a terrible housekeeper, just so ya know :P


:rofl:

[billyskank]

47. Cool, you can cook, I'll keep house.

What shall Rev do? :D

:hi:

[fizzgig]

50. sit around and look cute?

hell, someone's gotta do :D

:hi:

[billyskank]

51. You can split that job between you.

;)

[fizzgig]

60. i'd get fired from that job pretty quickly

i'm not too good at that ;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. I can bake, and bartend

Oh yes indeedy! :D

[fizzgig]

54. oh gods

i would weigh about 800 pounds if that's all you did

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. I could alternate?

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

61. that would make it all better

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. Woohoo

First order of business... a rum cake! :rofl:

[fizzgig]

63. bourbon or rum balls

even better :9

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. ooh yes!

I remember I went to see Lord of the Rings: Return of the King with a group of people, and a friend of my best friend had made these rum balls and stunk them in. Each one was seriously like a shot and half. I've never had such a good time at the movies. :rofl:

[fizzgig]

65. a shot and a half?

no wonder they stunk :P

:rofl:

ya know i lurves ya, right?

[RevolutionaryActs]

66. BWHAHAA

D'oh! :rofl:

[billyskank]

67. I noticed it too

but I wasn't gonna say anything. ;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

70. Well phooey.

:P

[SPKrazy]

91. Polyamorous eh?

:shrug:

so you didn't tell me about this rev

i guess the deal with you is off

MzTeris is moving in

:P

[SPKrazy]

42. Uhm, yeah, sure

MY flirting, MY FLIRTING!!!!!!!!!!!1111111


:grr:


here you are making arrangements to have billy move in with you.

were you going to move him in with us?


Put him up in the hog house?

or are you talking about ditching the SPK!


:rofl:

(don't look upthread to read my reply to mzteris please, okay rev ;) )

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. See!

See! Who's ditching who? :grr:






:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

48. Well I dunno

i think you were inviting billy before this came along :grr:

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

49. Well yeah, billy and I go back a long way,

You're my new fling. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

56. Oh that's right

I'm a fling now

:shrug:


;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. Well if you didn't flirt with any goodlooking female that came along,

maybe things would be different. :P

[SPKrazy]

79. oh, like that would be true

a) that it would be different

or b) that i wouldn't flirt with any goodlooking female

but you are wonderful ya know?

;)

:loveya:

:hug:

[JVS]

35. No room at this inn, pal

[billyskank]

36. How about a stable?

[JVS]

37. Nah, I got some pregnant chick and an old man out there

[billyskank]

38. They the ones with the illegally parked donkey outside?

I think they got a ticket.

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. Me...

Of course. :hug:

[billyskank]

40. No question.

:hug:

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

44. How do you feel about

Sleeping in the basement and watching cats stalking the mice in said basement?

You can always move in with me...it's a barrel of laughs.

:hi:

[billyskank]

46. Would you like to add a code monkey to your collection of other monkeys?

Sleeping in the basement will be fine. ;)

:loveya: :hug:

:hi:

[Inchworm]

53. You can crash on the couch here

until you pick a perfect home from above :)

You may have to wrestle a horse-like dog each night for his spot. Oh, about this "iron" contraption, you better bring yours with you.

:hi:

[billyskank]

68. I can take the floor.

I think the dog would win. ;)

[Inchworm]

76. Dern.. ok ok Ill vacumn

I would remind you how loving and warm he is, but that is on a big bed. On the couch, he is just big.

:)

[billyskank]

78. I don't really fancy my chances me vs. him

I'm sure he thinks it's his couch. :D

[supernova]

55. I have a spare bedroom

and a large yard to play around in. :-)

Plus the weather is lovely -- shorts for 8 out of 12 months.

The kitchen needs a redo, but it's my little southern country haven and you're welcome to share.

[billyskank]

69. Alright!

Sounds awesome! :D

[libodem]

59. Wadda about me?

My garden is in full bloom and I have English blood in my veins. And I have three cats, one rabbit, and a 23y/o son. We'll kick him out and you can take his room. }( (Sure you can be confident that you won't be booted out for the next best thing.)

[billyskank]

71. Does he have racing car wallpaper?

I'm not moving in if the walls don't have race cars on them. ;)

:D

[libodem]

74. Nope

but he does have a pretty good Marilyn poster and a Fear and Loathing in las Vegas, poster, on his walls. I'll make him leave those. Pretty hip.

[u4ic]

72. I was uncertain until the very end...

any man who cleans up his dribble is a keeper! :*

[billyskank]

73. Yay!!

:*

:hi:

[u4ic]

75. I hope you don't mind

my place is tiny, and doesn't have a lot of wiggle room. :shrug:




:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

77. Well...

we don't need so much room for wiggling :evilgrin:

:D

[Critters2]

80. You can move in with me.

But please, if you're going to eat baked beans on toast before noon, warn me so I don't wander into the kitchen to see such an abomination. Other than that, if you can live with three cats and a beagle, we're good.

[Nicole]

81. Come on over!

I have plenty of room. You can take your pick of two empty bedrooms. Plus you will have your own private bath so what you do with your dribbles is no concern of mine. :rofl:


Note to self: Pretend not to know who Inhofe & Coburn are if he asked.

[SPKrazy]

84. Hey! One of those bedrooms is mine as I recall!

although it escapes me why for sure :shrug:

Inhofe and Coburn are yours! :rofl:

but pretend not to know them....

mine at least have a D by their name, although, most of the time I can't tell them apart from Inhofe and Coburn :grr:

[Nicole]

87. You never showed up to claim it.

It's now up for grabs. :evilgrin:

I don't want to know them two. It wouldn't matter if they had a D by their name or not at this point. They suck! :mad:

[SPKrazy]

90. I agree!

:grr:

they are traitors really, they don't represent the interests of the regular people and Coburn, well he's from another planet :rofl:

Inhofe, I've unfortunately met him in his office in DC, :puke:



Well you never gave me directions about how to get to that bedroom to claim it :D

[Nicole]

92. I didn't give you directions because...

I'm a shy girl. Doh! :P

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

94. Hmmmm...

:think:

uhm,...

did...

so...

oh :eyes:


:rofl:

[Redstone]

98. Come on by. We have room. And help with the housework? Mrs R will love you right there.

Redstone

[Generic Brad]

99. I've got room, but it will have to be an "Odd Couple" arrangment

I should be the Felix Unger.

[Whoa_Nelly]

101. Come on over!

I have a pool!

...and it would be a major Lounge Coup to have you live with me!

Then, I can say.. Ha HA! billyskank lives here! Ha ha and double HA! :D