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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 12:25 PM
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Poll question: Put a cold apple down my pants OR go do an interview for the newspaper?

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 12:31 PM
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1. Why limit yourself? Do both!
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 12:33 PM
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2. are you being recognised by the newsletter
or The times disgrace

CB
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 12:34 PM
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3. Do the interview, then put the cold apple down your pants.
:hi: You can have it all! :D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 01:11 PM
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6. Damn! I should have thought of that
SToopid brain :grr: :eyes: you keep letting me down and I'll poke you with a Q-Tip, AGAIN.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 12:36 PM
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4. put the cold apple down your pants then proceed to the interview
make sure all this is documented so you can file for disability on the grounds that you are a certifiable fruit :P
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 01:10 PM
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5. Question 1 uh... yeah ....um well....
(interviewers is thinking MY GOD I hope that for some reason that is an apple in that guy's pants)

:bounce:
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 01:13 PM
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7. An interviewer always wants to know you are happy to see them
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