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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 11:31 AM
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Post your recommendations for new capital crimes.
Edited on Thu May-17-07 11:34 AM by ohiosmith
Putting mayonnaise on an Italian meatball sandwich.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 11:32 AM
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1. UGH!
Hell, why not put chocolate syrup on it while you're at it?
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 11:36 AM
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2. Putting Townhouse crackers in your coffee and eating it!!!
Saw someone at a past job do this.

From: Ms_Dem_Meanor :)
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 11:38 AM
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3. Damn!
:puke:
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 11:43 AM
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4. Exactly what I thought!!!
Seeing it was a different story! x(

From: Ms_Dem_Meanor
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 12:19 PM
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5. Singing "Afternoon Delight" at kareoke night
:puke:
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 12:26 PM
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6. Cleaning your dentures at your desk. After eating tacos!
:puke:

He was such a gross man. Sat next to me too, and often put his teeth in a clear glass to soak while he gummed his way through the rest of the day.

I was so glad when he got fired....
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 12:30 PM
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8. and burning your microwave popcorn in the break room!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 01:32 PM
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14. So, where should I clean my dentures? Answer me that.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 03:15 PM
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15. Jerry? Is that you?
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DrDan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 12:30 PM
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7. calf-high black socks and sandals
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 12:32 PM
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9. putting the fork back in mayonnaise jar after you've started mixing tuna with
that fork. Separate forks, it ain't that hard.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 01:04 PM
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10. breastfeeding your screaming baby at the table at the Olive Garden while the baby cleans its gun
I might be forgetting some detail of that though.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 01:06 PM
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11. you forgot the cornflake chicken.
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 01:14 PM
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12. Reheating fish in the break room!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 01:20 PM
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13. Licking your comb after combing your hair.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 03:16 PM
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16. That's good protein there......
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Evoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 03:23 PM
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17. Littering: You litter, you die. Especially cig butts. They are gross. DIE.
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-17-07 03:31 PM
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18. Buying and scratching lottery tickets in line. eom
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