Daddy's gonna eat your fingers... For everyone, enjoy.

[texas1928]

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ...
(This one is worth passing on.)

This one is for everyone who ...

a) has kids, b) had kids, c) was a kid, d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.



I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she
said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.



Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
pretending to eat them. Went back to packing, looked up again and
my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a
devastated look o n her face.



I said, "What's wrong, honey?"



She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

[texas1928]

1. Kick

DAMMIT

[DS1]

2. HAHA! Nobody's replyin to yer threads

aww shit

[texas1928]

3. Yeah, I saw you were back.

So since you replied does that mean you are a nobody?

[DS1]

4. You have confounded my inferior reasoning skills

:cry:

[texas1928]

5. ELOL

I am getting better. Welcome back Dude.