"Conservative Coming Out Day"

[ZombieNixon]

The College Republicans/"Conservative Alliance" have a table in the Student Center today exhorting students to "stop liberal privilege" by publicly supporting "the conservative movement." I wonder if, besides their general body membership of 12 (it was 13 until they impeached their own president), anyone will stop by. :eyes:

:evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

1. Conservatism needs a movement?

What a bunch of morons.

[Deep13]

2. I'll say! It needs a bowel movement. nt

[BOSSHOG]

3. Would that be the conservative movement to Iraq?

Where we know the young republicans (future old republicans, criminal cowards) would just be so proud to serve their country.

The conservative movement - Never do anything FOR your country.

[Parche]

14. Constipated Conservatives

Lets get the 'Log Cabin' Republicans to come out instead!!!! :rofl: :bounce:

[AllegroRondo]

4. dont forget to bring enlistment papers

if they want to "publicly support the conservative movement", they should be required to support it 100% and put their own ass on the line.

[ThomCat]

13. Everywhere they go, every time they spout their B.S.

Someone should be there with enlistment papers. x(

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I do hope you'll make it a point

to walk by said table and laugh several times during the course of their stay.

:patriot:

[ZombieNixon]

6. I did once already.

On the way from class to work. I'm thinking of making "a trip to the bank" (which is directly across from their table) soon. :evilgrin:

[Iris]

7. Did they define "liberal privilege"?

Isn't it ironic - rich kids (or wanna be rich kids) bitching about privilege?

[ZombieNixon]

8. I don't know. I didn't stop to read their whole easel.

It is ironic, though. Very. :eyes:

[unpossibles]

9. drop off a stack of enlistment forms

I'm sure they'll appreciate it.

Seriously. Act like you agree with them and support them and ask if you can leave the applications on the table - just trying to be helpful.

[ZombieNixon]

10. I've considered it.

Where can on find enlistment forms?

[NewJeffCT]

11. Damn, I didn't know I had "liberal" privileges when I went to college

I wish I had known. Should I have gotten a discount on textbooks or something?

edited to clarify.

[ZombieNixon]

12. I don't know, but I hope I do.

Because I could use some money about now. :P

[LSK]

15. drop off enlistment forms

:evilgrin:

[Lil Missy]

16. WTF is "liberal privilege"?

It never ceases to amaze me how they have to make shit up to get an audience or any support.

[bertha katzenengel]

17. Thank God. Until now they just blended in with us normal folk.

Now that we know who they are, we can cut a wide swath.

[UrbScotty]

18. Just wait until they do a "Catch an Illegal Immigrant Day" or Affirmative Action Bake Sale

They seem to be heading down that road.

[ZombieNixon]

19. Oh, they've already done an Affirmative Action Bake Sale.

Last March or so. There was a rather big hooplah. x(