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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:10 AM
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I've drank some shitty beer, but, the shitiest of the shitty
Of all the nasty ass swill i've ever sucked down and there has been stuff that still makes me shake my head and a gorge to rise in my throat. I've drank just plain beer black lable in a white can beer, some swill called scots buy a safeway brand, unemployment beer called goetz, and others that I've forgotten.
The absolute shitiest though has to be a crap swill they call meister brau, i couldn't even drink half a can of that swill, if ever I wanted to commit suicide I'd buy a six pack of that cra;p and be dead before I finished it.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:15 AM
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1. So you liked it, eh?
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:24 AM
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3. Loved it
My stomach is doing flip flops right now at the memory.
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:17 AM
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2. LOL
I remember many a frat party with that crap - you are so right....
:rofl:
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:26 AM
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4. only the first six or seven are bad
after that, it doesn't matter so much

:rofl:
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:38 AM
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6. I tried drink that crap when I was
getting pretty close to four sheets and it still made me sick, I couldn't even get close to six or seven.
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 12:09 PM
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14. Of course you'll get sick.
Edited on Mon May-07-07 12:10 PM by JustABozoOnThisBus
And your point is ...?
:puke:
:rofl:


A bag of sliders from White Castle helps a lot!

edited for wrong smilie.
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:35 AM
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5. yep. THE absolute worst.
Edited on Mon May-07-07 10:35 AM by tk2kewl
and I have had Black Label too. My father used to buy Black Label by the case when I was a kid.

as far as cheap beer goes I used to go for Milwaukee's Best @ $4/case
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:39 AM
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8. I could drink Milwaukee's Best
No problem, a case of that wouldn't last at all.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:38 AM
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7. you havent tried shitty beer, till you've had Korean shitty beer
they had some pretty bad beer there.

O.B. (stands for Oriental Brewery), tastes like bad Bud. Drinkable.

Hite (pronounced hee-tuh), worse, like three week old Milwaukee's Best.

Cass (pronounced kah-suh), downright awful, like stale Keystone with a hint of formaldehyde.

We usually avoided these and drank Foster's.
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 12:52 PM
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17. I'm drinking domestics
but it sounds like surefire hooch, jungle juice would probably be better.
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:44 AM
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9. don't forget Buckhorn, or Grain Belt.
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:48 AM
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10. Buckhorn
That's the other I was trying to remember, we used to get it for .79 a six pack nasty stuff i had to be careful about where I passed out, because the next morning if a toilet wasn't handy, that stuff didn't wan't to stay inside.
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:57 AM
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11. Buckhorn is goat piss. (don't ask how I know)
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 11:13 AM
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12. Pabst Blue Ribbon
I can't believe they still make that crap. Bad beer! Bad!

Bake
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Decruiter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:43 PM
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18. Friday night Fights...
What'll you have?
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 11:32 AM
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13. Hudy Delight is the worst I've had
Got a six pack of it once in college. I can't remember what it tasted like only that it was super cheap and awful.
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 12:11 PM
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15. Miller Lite....
I don't know what it is about the stuff, but I get horribly nauseated after a few sips. I can drink Pabst, or Milwaukee's Beast (grimacing at the taste, of course) but they don't make me physically sick like Miller Lite.

More than all of the above, I hate the taste of Heineken. Looter guy can have it.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 11:38 PM
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21. Man, of all the cheapies, I find I like Miller the best!
I don't like Heineken either.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 12:21 PM
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16. Iron City Beer.
Made from the toxic Monongahela River.

Also know as Iron Shitty Beer!
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Decruiter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 10:45 PM
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19. Sam L. Jackson Beer
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-07-07 11:11 PM
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20. that is good compared to
canadian ace and alpine beer. very cheap and very very bad. i think canadian ace was the last beer brewed in chicago.i have no idea where alpine came from and i do`t want to know
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