I'm working for a media research company, but I was sworn to secrecy about who it is.

[graywarrior]

And I am brain dead already.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. oooh, research me!

I'll throw everything off! I belong to no set demographic! :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. Same here.

[graywarrior]

3. No shit.

[bicentennial_baby]

6. you know you wanna....i'm a total media whore

series :D

[graywarrior]

8. As if I didn't know that already.

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

9. You know me too well, future me...

:o

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

13. Just don't follow the path to MLM heaven.

You will be haunted for the rest of your life by "seminar" memories of balloons and "Fire It Up!" chants.

[bicentennial_baby]

19. MLM? C'est quoi?

[graywarrior]

22. AMWAY.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear graywarrior...

I really rather doubt that you're brain dead, sweetie!

Hope the job is a good fit for you....:hug:

[billyskank]

5. I am your worst nightmare

I don't have a TV and I think everything is shit.

[graywarrior]

11. OK, you are obviously a loser.

SOME people have 5 or more TV's and watch them ALL. How can youlive in the real world if you can't discuss American Idol like an intelligent-braindead dufus?

[taterguy]

7. What media research company do you work for?

We'll never tell

[graywarrior]

12. If I tell, they would come after me and kill me. Then they'd come after you and kill you.

[Little Wing]

10. Here's your data for the weekly report

Batman forever sucked.
Maury Povich is a dick.
Playstation3s are overpriced
Ewoks killed Return of the Jedi

[graywarrior]

14. So far, Spongebob is VERRRRRY popular in the US

[Hugin]

15. Ha! Well, Jar Jar Binks killed Star Wars...

The last two movies were totally un-necessary.

:lol:

[u4ic]

16. Do you mean

you've forgotten who you work for? :silly:

[graywarrior]

20. Yeah.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

[evlbstrd]

17. That means you can't talk to me.

I work for an ad agency.

[graywarrior]

18. OMG, you mean I lied on my application?

I've never EVER done THAT before. *snicker*

[evlbstrd]

21. Never?

When someone calls with a survey, I wait until the end to tell them where I work. It really pisses them off.

[graywarrior]

24. Which is why you are an evil bastard.

*snort*

[evlbstrd]

26. heh heh heh

[graywarrior]

27. You should be proud.

You work hard to be evil.

And I lurves it.

[evlbstrd]

28. I aim to please.

But it can be a lonely pursuit.

[Wapsie B]

23. Sounds like a cool job.

Unless you've got to watch Faux News all day. :P

[graywarrior]

25. Naw, I just report the dribble from the tv watchers,

[lildreamer316]

29. Well, we took your two dollar bribe and ran.

Sorry.

[ornotna]

30. Oh, I know where you work.

If it's where I think, my wifes friend has worked there for 15 years. Brain dead, huh. You'll fit right in.








:hide:

[graywarrior]

32. Bwahahahahaha I am now a pod person.

Hey, it's only 8 weeks--no now it's 7 weeks, then I can split for NH for a few months.

[bridgit]

31. i see, so who are they...

:rofl: