Cheers to Oeditpus Rex! Laud him now or die!

[Whoa_Nelly]

Bloody rabbits!









Mrs. Conclusion: Hullo, Mrs. Premise.
Mrs. Premise: Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion.
Conclusion:Busy Day?
Premise: Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
Conclusion: Four hours to bury a cat?
Premise: Yes - it wouldn't keep still, wriggling about howling its head off.
Conclusion: Oh - it wasn't dead, then?
Premise: No, no - but it's not at all well, so as we were going away for a fortnight's holiday, I thought I'd better bury it just to be on the safe side.
Conclusion: Quite right - you don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say. We're going to have to have our budgie put down.
Premise: Really - is it very old?
Conclusion: No, we just don't like it. We're going to take it to the vet tomorrow.
Premise: Tell me, how do they put budgies down, then?
Conclusion: Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them just there, just above the beak.
Premise: Just there? Well, well, well. 'Course, Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo.
Conclusion: No, you shouldn't do that - no, that's dangerous. They breed in the sewers , and eventually you get evil-smelling flocks of huge soiled budgies flying out of people's lavatories infringing their personal freedom.


Hear, hear! :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Heidi]

1. I lub him.

And I think he knows it. :blush:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. 'E does

And 'e lubs you. :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Well, this is the whole crux of Jean-Paul Sartre's 'Roads to Freedom'

But... wha'd I do? :shrug: :blush:









Good morning, Mrs. Cutout.

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. You, Monty Python, Doobies...

Am officially asking you..here in public, Dog and Lounge....


Will you be my MySpace friend?


;-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. I thought...

Huh. How'd I miss you? :shrug:



Of course I will. :loveya: What's your URL?

[VenusRising]

4. He does the best Ray impersonation evah!!

He's a good egg.

:hug::loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. LOL! I'd forgotten about that

Sir? Sir?!? SIR?!? SIR?!?!? How DARE you come on MY program and SPEW your FILthy, FOUL-mouthed LIES about the EVIL George BOOSH?!? Because that's all they ARE! LIES! LIES, LIES, LIES! My GOD!

:rofl:

:hug:

[VenusRising]

10. How could you forget that?!

It's one of the things I love most about you. :hug:

You're a BEAUTI-ful WONDER-ful person. InDEED!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. LOL!

I haven't listened to Ray in awhile, or even Bernie. Guess that's why.

When baseball season starts, I tune all my radios to KNBR (the Giants' station) and I don't wanna touch 'em. :crazy:

[VenusRising]

17. I haven't been listening to him lately either.

It must be a cyclical thing. I've just been quite busy and not had the time.

[lildreamer316]

6. I WANT one of those rabbits!!

Where does one procure such a thing? Certainly not a cheese shop
Oh, that was badly done. Forgive me.

[Whoa_Nelly]

8. Here you go...yes, dear...buy the bloody rabbit!

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Starstore_Catalogue_MONTY_PYTHON_FIGURES__TOYS__COLLECTIBLES_2130.html


and the vid...just for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XkgWXPMgyI

[lildreamer316]

12. Oh YAY!!!

Thank you !!!
Meow...

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. Meow?

Mrs. Premise:: Damn! The cat is not fully dried and fluffed!



You're welcome, li'l d! :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. You made that up!

That line is NOT part of the bit!



That's goin' to cause a bit of confusion.

[Whoa_Nelly]

28. Are you accusing me of Monty Pythonizing?????

O.M.D.!

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:


I am so BUSTED!

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Yeah, you borked it from the 'Dennis Moore' bit

Male Peasant: Oh shut up! We're sick to death with the stench of them! (sound of a miaow and then a bump) Look! The cat's just choked itself to death on them! (we see a dead cat with lupins coming out of its mouth)



Nice hat, though. :D

[Whoa_Nelly]

33. Thank Dog I never listen to Dennis Miller!

I did make that up..all by my big girl self...

So There! :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. You can get 'em for your feets, too

as demonstrated by our lovely spokesmodel, Vanna Leftymom:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. You can't even get *cheese* at the cheese shop

But I've heard good things about the dead, unjugged rabbit fish...

[SeattleGirl]

11. Oedi is da bestest!

:loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Oh, quit

There's lotsa people bestester'n me. :blush:



:loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

18. Then why are you on my bestest list?

Surely you don't doubt my judgement? :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Well... no...

But, just to be sure, who else is on it?

:P

[SeattleGirl]

22. Not tellin'. Let's just say you are in some very fine company.

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Marvin Kalb?

Hans Conried?



Robert Q. Lewis?



Ralph, the Wonder Llama?



:shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

27. Ralph, the Wonder Llama?

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. He was co-executive producer

of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."



See?

Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama

Also wik:

Producer
MARK FORSTATER

Assisted by
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX

Also also wik:

Directed by
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES

[SeattleGirl]

32. Well, Ralph isn't on my list, but I'm happy to add him if you'd like!

:7

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. He's a good feller to have on there

And if he ever pisses you off, you can make a coat out of him. :7

NO! A sweater! Gadz, what was I thinking?? :crazy:

[SeattleGirl]

35. Okay, then, Ralph is on the list!

I'm so nice to you, huh? :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. Indeed you are

I must return the favor.

The Llama Song

[SeattleGirl]

37. ROFL!

That was hysterical! :rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. SG!

Dammit have missed you! :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

23. Nelly honey!!!!

Missed you too! Just haven't been posting a whole lot lately; mostly lurking. :hug: :loveya:

[Whoa_Nelly]

26. Have had recent lurking days myself

PM for you! :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

30. And one back atcha!

Thanks, darlin'! :loveya:

[Connonym]

38. Hail to the king!

So in the picture, is that him wearing the green vest and blue head scarf? Shame on you for wearing a head scarf Oedi, I think it makes you a traitor just like Nancy Pelosi. :-P

[Lyric]

39. If he asked me to...

...I would bring him the nicest shrubbery you have EVER SEEN. :loveya:

He rocks like that. :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

40. He is pure awesomeness!

Lurve him silly.

:loveya:

:woohoo:

[lizziegrace]

41. Oedi!!

:loveya:




:hug:



You're one of the good ones...

[wildhorses]

42. and truly, the things he can do with a semi colon!!

who knew:loveya:

still and all...you just replaced a period and did not capitalize the first letter of the next sentence:shrug:

but, i know you have something else in that bag of tricks;)

:hug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

43. Semi-colon, Schmemy-colon!

It's the ability to dissect any and all posts that scares the Baby Jenis outta me! :scared:


:hi: wildhorses!

For you! :loveya:

[wildhorses]

44. OMG ---I LOVE IT!! thanks so much

and yeah jenis...was a 'stroke' of genius;)

let us now worship at the altar of jenis: