Post something Witty!!!

[kedrys]

You guys go first. I got nothin'. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Something witty

[stuntcat]

7. okay I lol'ed..

:dunce:

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. I aim to please

:rofl:

[kedrys]

9. you so litteral...!

me like. :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. Tank you! Tank you!

:silly:

[av8rdave]

2. "Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground - and missing." (Douglas Adams)

[kedrys]

10. I wish I could get the hang of that one

Not that I've tried particularly hard, mind you. :D

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. A crack in an airplane window!

Not witty, actually. Sophomoric, actually. But kinda funny anyhow.

[RiffRandell]

4. That's funny!

I've never seen (and hope I never do again) a crack in an airplane window.

[kedrys]

5. K, that, er, cracked me up...!

:rofl:, actually. :hi:

[mzteris]

6. how about both?

[kedrys]

8. ...and fierce...!

There's something fierce in there, I just know it.

[mzteris]

19. Did NO ONE get this?

I either feel very abstruse.


or very old. . .


:cry:

[kedrys]

20. I'm culturally challenged

A hint, perhaps?

:)

[mzteris]

21. Do the names

Maria or Natalie ring a bell?


edit: typo

[kedrys]

22. Oh duh.

Yes, they both looked familiar, but I couldn't place La Callas without gray hair. The lovely Ms Wood is, well, lovely at that age as well.

[mzteris]

23. um - close

but no cigar.

Another hint: When I said "how about BOTH" I was referring to the "I feel pretty" thread and the copy cat "I feel witty" thread (unless they were copying you....)

[kedrys]

11. Gratuitous kick for the night crew

and because I CAN! :P

[txwhitedove]

12. "In case of Rapture, can I have my country back?" -- by

-William Pitt, DU

[hellbound-liberal]

15. Here's something that I found witty:

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

[pokerfan]

16. Skinner is like a stream of bat's piss.

It means Skinner is like a shaft of gold, when all around is darkness.

(Just in a Python mood, I guess)

[edbermac]

17. I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.

I got a full house and four people died.

[Joe Fields]

18. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me...

than to have a frontal lobotomy.

[madinmaryland]

24. I have always liked this witty little comment...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[philosophie_en_rose]

25. "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." - Lincoln

:patriot:

[wildhorses]

26. witty --pretty --- and gay!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPUWyXpt1dQ