a wee bit of an off color joke

[ElsewheresDaughter]

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin,
a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench.
Two of the figures each had a black penis, but the one in the middle had a pink one.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting
and offered his personal assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted
the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

"In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis
also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression
experienced by gay men in our contemporary society".

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said,
"Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.

"Because I'm the guy who painted the picture," he replied.
"In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all.
They're just three Irish coal miners.
The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

[Bombero1956]

1. Good one I'll have to remember it

:rofl: :rofl:

here's one of mine

Little Mary Margaret was
not the best student in Catholic School .

Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and
Savior?"

But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her
rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,
"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The nun fainted..........

[gizmonic]

2. Snarf, Chortle, Guffaw

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

Good thing I wasn't consuming any liquids -- 'nuff sed!

[bigwillq]

5. I like this one!

:rofl:

[cwydro]

3. ...

"off color"! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[gizmonic]

4. *Smacks forehead*

Bwahahaha! :spray:

[femmedem]

6. ...

"a wee bit"! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: