Favorite words of wisdom from Beavis and Butthead?

[Radical Activist]

They were idiots but sometimes they made a good point. Two of my favorites:

"Sometimes cool bands do songs that suck so they can get chicks"

"That song sucked but at least it was short."

[asthmaticeog]

1. "They're doing it wrong."

In response to a Yo La Tengo video.

[Radical Activist]

19. heh

Yes, they were.

[XemaSab]

2. "I need TP for my bunghole!"

:o

[borlis]

9. I am the Great Cornholio

I love these guys too. I think they were all over my high school.

[Danger Mouse]

3. Yeah...

Beavis: The guitarist is pretty cool.
Butthead: Yeah, if you happen to be a wus.

I love these guys :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. "Fire! Fire!"

Ok, not really. :silly:

[guitar man]

"you're not going to put those on my nads are you"

:rofl:

[Kat45]

6. "You can.....if you want to....put them on my nads."

:rofl:

[guitar man]

7. Yeah, I love that episode

:)

[Initech]

5. Uh........ huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh...

[guitar man]

8. "I hate when mimes get in your face and don't say anything."

"I hate when mimes get in your face and don't say anything." "Yeah, I usually kick them in the 'nads and they say something. Usually it's ooh...unh...aahh."

:rofl:

[Radical Activist]

20. I forgot that one.

awesome

[guitar man]

10. From the "choking on chicken" episode

(911 operator) "Have you Heimliched him?"

(Beavis)"Have I licked his rectum? No Way!!"

:rofl:

[gr8dane_daddy]

11. Come to Butthead.

[Mad_Dem_X]

16. "Hey, Baby."

I love these guys.

[gmoney]

12. "You can't polish a turd, Beavis."

I've been referring to my current day job project as "polishing the turd" -- hopeless vanity project for a customer. Good thing it's going to pay well...

[SKKY]

13. "Depeche Mode. That's French for 'We're Wusses'".

While they were watching the "I Feel You" video. Hilarious.

[underpants]

14. "Come to Butthead"

:bounce:

"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before"

and of course

"This is the kind of crap that fat chicks in drama class listen to"

[meegbear]

15. "I don't like things that suck."

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

22. "This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before."

[Mad_Dem_X]

26. That's a good one

A-huh-huh-huh, a-huh-huh-huh...

[Gatchaman]

17. My favorite was the time the Burger World was robbed

"I'm serious! I have a gun!"

"Cool. Hey Beavis, this guy says he has a gun."

"Cool! Tell him to go home and get it!"

[Little Wing]

18. He's talking to a chick, Beavis - watching Rollins Liar

[Blue-Jay]

21. "You'd complain too if you sucked!" - Butthead

[RedStateShame]

23. "Damn, I'm smooth!"

The beards episode.

[Mad_Dem_X]

27. Yes! I still say that to my DH

We were both big fans of the show. LOL

[Redbear]

24. Checking the mic level on the President Clinton visits the school episode

Butthead : Testes ... Testes ... one ... two ... THREE?!?


President: Huh-huh. I love that joke.

[Blue-Jay]

25. Butthead: "Check it out, it's that Ted Nugent guy from Damn Yankees."

"I heard on MTV news that this guy likes to take a bow and arrow and shoot animals."

Beavis: "No way! Doesn't he get in trouble?"

Butthead: "No, I think he can shoot animals because he's like one of those, y'know, Republicans."

Beavis: "Cool! I wanna become a Republican!"

Butthead: "Yeah. But I think once you become a Republican, your nuts shrink and you never score."

Beavis: "Oh well. Then I'll just keep being a Mexican."

[guitar man]

28. I forgot about that one

:rofl:

I like the one where they go on the "Gus Baker" (rush limpknob) show and start cussing and mooning.....that was cool :evilgrin:

[bullwinkle428]

29. Beavis : "This guy calls himself Ugly Kid Joe, but I really

don't think he's that ugly!"

Butthead : "Do you find him attractive, Beavis?"

Beavis : "SHUT-UP BUTTHEAD!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!"

[Orsino]

30. "It's like you have to have stuff that sucks...

...so you can have stuff that's cool."

"Hey, Beavis; y'know why Mickey Mouse divorced Minnie? 'Cause she was doin' Goofy."

And perhaps my favorite, said while looking at a drug store rack of condoms...

"Just think, Beavis. Someday, every one of these is gonna be on a weiner."

Huh-huh. Huh-huh.

[RedStateShame]

31. "Dammit, Pantera, show your stepmother some respect!"

[Radical Activist]

37. Yes!

[catmandu57]

32. Do you swing that way now Beavis? huh huh huh huh huh

Swing? I haven't been to the swings in years.

Nachos rule.

[ganeshji]

33. Damn, I miss these guys.

I've got it, I've got rabies! -Beavis in the dog bite episode

[Kat45]

38. Yeah, "Rod Munch"

:rofl:

[Roon]

34. When they were watching boy george's chameleon video

Butthead:What? You're a man? No way!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. "Hey look - that dog's got a boner."

[musette_sf]

36. "Pull down your pants! Spank your monkey!"

and who can forget:

"Beavis, shut up. You've never been to Compton, you're never gonna go to Compton, you're going to be here the rest of your life, you're stupid, you don't have any money...and you're never gonna score."

[Kat45]

39. "His face sucks"

when watching a video of Grim Reaper, I think.