Beijing's penis emporium (your choice, cooked to order!)

[eppur_se_muova]

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Nancy has brought out a whole selection of delicacies.

They are draped awkwardly across a huge platter, with a crocodile carved out of a carrot as the centrepiece.

Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles, and beside that a giant salami-shaped object.

"Donkey," says Nancy. "Good for the skin..."

She guides me round the penis platter.

"Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each."

I did not know that.
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more: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/5371500.stm

[rug]

1. Hold the sauce.

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[Maraya1969]

3. Yup. I thought it was kind of grossly funny until I read about the Tiger and the Seal

That is not funny anymore.

[philosophie_en_rose]

6. Oh yeah. You're so superior to the Chinese.

:eyes:

[asthmaticeog]

4. That one German guy could have saved himself a lot of legal trouble.

[wildhorses]

5. ibtl

:rofl: