my new gallery portrait

[ulysses]

Courtesy of T, a six-year-old new to my youngest class today.

"But T," I said, "I don't wear earrings."

"That's you as a lady," she said.

The mustache has made a reappearance, which explains the comb-like thing in the middle of my face. I have no idea why she thinks I have nine hairs on my head.

[GOPisEvil]

1. *snarf* You make a pretty hot woman, there Uly...

Hubba, hubba! ;-)

Boy, that's just too funny and cute.

[ulysses]

10. I don't get "Ms Uly" comments any more

but, every now and then, when I get on to them and ask if they understand what I'm saying, I get "Yes, ma'am...sir!"

;-)

[Cleita]

2. That's really cute and very good for a six-year old.

eom

[Droopy]

3. Wow, you've got a big head

Must be hard finding hats that will fit you. :D

[Wonk]

4. Oh, oh. Now that you've posted that some evilDUer might photoshop it!

You never know what might happen when you post your pics online! ;-)

[ulysses]

25. this is true

You just never know...

[SOteric]

5. Hubba Hubba.

:loveya:

[ulysses]

17. you only see me as two-dimensional, don't you?

:D

[buddhamama]

6. so she took some liberties

all in all, i think she has captured your essence nicely.

you must be much cuter in person than i had thought possible. :-)

sweet.

[ulysses]

18. the pupil-less eyes add to the attractiveness, no?

:)

[dolo amber]

7. Ummm....Uly?

You should really think about wearing pants (or at least a nice skirt). :D

Totally adorable. :)

[ulysses]

12. I think that *is* a nice skirt

in keeping with the Mr-Uly-as-a-lady theme...

[Wickerman]

8. I have no idea why she thinks I have nine hairs on my head.

too many or too little?

Very cute, btw. Nice tie, is that a Garcia?

[ulysses]

24. too little

I may be skimpy on the facial hair, but I have (and, if the maternal grandfather rule is true, will continue to have) a full head of hair. :)

The tie is Enrico Guccini, whoever the hell he is.

[Bertha Venation]

9. that is a very sweet portrait

You're a cutie. So's the student!

[KG]

11. do you really have one eye bigger than the other?

[CatWoman]

13. actually, he's a cyclops

:D

[buddhamama]

15. from drinking too much

toxic waste, i'm guessing

[ulysses]

16. claiming to be "no man"

takes on a different meaning among the post-toddler set. :D

[ulysses]

14. yes - the right side of my face doesn't quite meet up, too.

:D

[underseasurveyor]

19. I love how your mustache hairs grow upwards.....

:-)

[ulysses]

20. yes

You'll also notice that the tie and even the collar are pretty carefully done, yet I have no hands or feet...

[underseasurveyor]

21. heh heh yes........

I love the open and unlimited minds of kids. Their imaginations haven't yet been corrupted by societies boundaries.

[Terwilliger]

22. male-pattern baldness?

oh, that's a DRAWING!

;-)

I haven't seen you with the Tom Selleck look, but I'm sure it goes with the earrings :-)

[ulysses]

23. whoa, hoss.

Tom Selleck? Three of me aren't that hairy.

Virile though I look...;-)

[Zomby Woof]

26. Picasso said...

Children are the only true artists. I imagine you will rightfully cherish this for many years. :-)

[SOteric]

27. Hey Uly!

-Can I put it in the Lounge Gallery, next to you with the niecelette?

[ulysses]

28. sure

:)

[populistmom]

29. What a handsome guy!

She added earrings, sure, but she could have given you boobs! :)