Say you were stranded on a deserted island with all the lounge lizards.

[Guava Jelly]

There was no food and you were starving and you had to resort to cannibalism.
Which duer would you cook first??
:shrug:

I would pick a vegan.
I think they probably taste better.
I'd cook the mutant he's pretty lean and you could get quite a few meals off of him.:D
But I'd have to hit him with a pretty big rock..:rofl:
:crazy:

[Chan790]

1. Nobody...

as a vegetarian, I'd eat tree bark and sand and seaweed. Well...I'd eat seaweed.

[Guava Jelly]

2. Thats a relief!

I'll mark you down as a food source :7 :rofl:

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. Free range AND organic!

:9


:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

4. I'm sayen

Yummy! :crazy:

[Chan790]

5. I said I wouldn't eat anybody...

I reserve the right to defend myself from people with BFRs (Big F*ckin' Rocks). I'm way too Hobbesian anyways.

[Guava Jelly]

7. You probably have better reflexes than me anyways

Ok let me scratch you off the menu.:Silly:
:7

[SPKrazy]

6. I'd Start With Whoever

was least likely to survive otherwise

:shrug:

I'd also not sleep

or something...

I'd team up with someone to protect each other.

now what are we doing talking about eating each other? :evilgrin:

no sex threads!

[Guava Jelly]

9. This isn't one of those

This is about survival.
:silly:

[Chan790]

10. If you eat people...you can't use them for fertilizer.

This is why y'all need the veggies, we know about lovely produce. If you make a ham sandwich outta a guy, you'll eat for a few days...if you grow tomatoes out of him, you'll eat for months.

[crim son]

22. ...

:spray:

You just about killed me with that one.

[VenusRising]

12. How about this??

BUBBA: Hey Forrest...
FORREST: Hey Bubba...
BUBBA: I'm gonna lean up against you, you just lean right back against me.
BUBBA: This way, we don't have to sleep with our heads in the mud.


Or people trying to use us a a food source.

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

8. Well, this redefines one or two otherwise crude phrases...

:spray:

[Guava Jelly]

11. crude? me?? never.

:sarcasm:

[Pacifist Patriot]

13. Another vegetarian who would eat sand first.

[Guava Jelly]

14. You guys are coming out of the wood work.

I am beginning to feel more like plant food. :7 :rofl:

[Pacifist Patriot]

20. Or given the circumstances, we might provide the omnivores with plenty of food.

[Guava Jelly]

25. very true

I didn't think of it that way..:)

[Generic Brad]

15. Choose me

I'm big enough to provide second helpings for y'all.

[Deja Q]

16. I'm bigger.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

17. And you come with your own barcode.

Excellent! :thumbsup:

[LeftyMom]

18. You can't eat the mutant.

I won't let you.

[Guava Jelly]

19. Busted

Oh Crap!!
C'mon please :D Just an arm??
:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

21. Nuh uh.

You totally can't eat my boyfriend. Sorry.

[Guava Jelly]

23. Ok I'll take the mutant off the menu.

:mad: :hi:

[LeftyMom]

27. Smart thing to do. I hear his girlfriend's a real bitch.

Wouldn't want to have to mess with her. :scared:

[Guava Jelly]

28. You ain't shitting me.

His girlfriend is pretty nice actually.
A little protective but hey :sarcasm: :)

[LeftyMom]

30. Can't blame her. The mutant is teh hawt.

:9

[mainegreen]

24. flegvan (sp?) would be tough and stringy. I think matcom would be nicely marbled.

We could dry age him.

Mmmmmmm.

:7

[LeftyMom]

26. And matcom is pre-marinated.

An excellent choice.

[mainegreen]

29. !!!!!!

:rofl:

[BreweryYardRat]

31. I have fat reserves to live off...

...so I'd knock you over the head as a safety precaution. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

39. Survival of the fattest or is it fittest?

:silly:

[Left Is Write]

32. I'd bribe the camera and production crew for their food.

What? You mean this isn't "Survivor: DU Island"?

[Guava Jelly]

40. Nope

This is more like Silence of the Lambs island

(Only with out the Chianti and Fa va beans)

[flvegan]

33. You know, I just have to ask...

were you stranded on an island with ALL the lounge lizards, why wouldn't you leverage the mutant to help provide food for the masses? I think I could take down a good number of them, therefore, I think I should be eaten last. I'm a provider, not a series of meals.

I must say, I've been told, we (vegans) DO taste better, but that's something else altogether.

[LeftyMom]

34. I thought we were keeping that a secret.

O8)

[flvegan]

35. Pfft...the video has already surpassed the alleged Brit/KFed showing

Go figure.

[LeftyMom]

36. What video?

O8)

[flvegan]

37. Good answer.

[Guava Jelly]

38. Hummmm so we could team up hugh..

Verrry interesting proposal!:7
Besides you got a certain "efty Lay om May's" protection.
I ain't going to mess with that one she'd kill me. :hide: