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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:25 PM
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Today I spent an hour trying to talk to a live person in Hell.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:34 PM
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1. He was busy preparing his sermon...
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:55 PM
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5. Yes, that's the guy I tried to talk to
:silly:

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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:35 PM
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2. What a coincidence.
Tonight I'm dining in Hell.

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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:56 PM
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6. .
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:36 PM
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3. Whoa...
...that's a hell of a picture, Ptah.
I'm sorry, sometimes I just can't help myself. :rofl:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:57 PM
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7. Here comes the sun


93 F today

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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:38 PM
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4. "We're sorry, but all of our demons are busy tormenting other sinners...
your eternal damnation is very important to us. Please stay on the line and one of our associate satans will be searing you with fire shortly."
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:00 PM
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8. sumertime


Summertime, time, time,
Child, the living's easy.
Fish are jumping out
And the cotton, Lord,
Cotton's high, Lord, so high.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:02 PM
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9. Ooh... you called Apple tech support?
:rofl:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:05 PM
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10. And it was a video, webcam thingie
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:29 PM
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11. Could only be the dreaded customer service
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:37 PM
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13. And they refused to service this customer
Did I say that out loud?

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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:48 PM
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16. Shocking. And to think we pay for this abuse! (You did pay them didn't you??)
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:57 PM
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17. I thought you were doing the bill this month
oops
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 10:06 PM
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20. :) I have been largely stripped of that responsibility by my..uh..hubby
Favorite thing to procrastinate on: bill paying. I can't be trusted. :)
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:35 PM
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12. wouldn't everyone in hell be dead?
Edited on Wed Apr-04-07 09:35 PM by in search of sanity
no wonder you had to wait.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:38 PM
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15. And wait and wait and wait oh wait it was hell


I'm slowly coming back to the light.

:wipes brow:

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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:38 PM
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14. Well, I did pick up the phone, but you must have hung up by then.
Redstone
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:58 PM
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18. Well I hope you'll keep trying.
:hug: to you and yours.

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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 10:02 PM
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19. Thank you.
Redstone
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