A quarter century down...

[Whitacre D_WI]

As I furtively attempt to claw my way out of this fourth ring of hell known as "The 700 Club."

Oh, if only Mr. Falwell knew that I, a pro-choice Democrat had infiltrated his secret society! Would that the world would turn backward flinging him and his bastard progeny into the void! Friends, malcontents, ennui-ridden luddites roaming the uncharted waters of this "inter-net," assist me with my plight!

Post something worth responding to, so that I may quit this damned acre!

[mdmc]

1. I always wondered why people join

orgs that they hate.
Then I found some right wing hate sites (white supremest). I can't stop reading. So bizarre.

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. It is like the pitter-patter of little cat-feet...

when you don't know what's that ruckus? so you listen and listen and THEN! you are a little cat yourself!

But you do not mew, and you do not purr, and you sate yourself not on the teat of hate.

You wait.

And wait.

And wait.

Until.

It is.

Time.

To STRIKE!

[izzie]

20. I have got on some my self. Can not stop playing the ' Will this

make you think?' Handed to me by my father when He died. Is that the Devil's advocate?One must always look at the other side and find the reason for it to under stand where one stands. Or so I think. There is no black and white only shades of gray but then that does seem like a fence sitter at times and I have been called that.Even in this statement I play the part.

[Whitacre D_WI]

21. Friend close. Enemy closer.

n/t

[LTR]

3. First off, here's a proper 700 Club sig

Feel free to save and use. I no longer need it:

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. I fear clowns.

Strange, this Bozo-cum-Gacy phobia that harrows me to this day. I believe Fallwell et. al. are far more frightening to the non-clown-fearing, but....

Are they not themselves clowns?

And if they are, am I not a clown?

The horror!!!

[mdmc]

5. check out pieman.org

especially
http://www.pieman.org/naziscum.html
this is a good anti nazi info source.

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. Is it a pie? Or is it a man?

What does it mean, man?

[LTR]

7. I fear these clowns more

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. The babies or the monkey?

Or, perhaps that relic of the Cretacious, the CROCODILIAN!?

[dolo amber]

9. Awwww dude, really!

Between those clowns and all the recent pics of Lemmy turning up here, I'm gonna need therapy! x(

Hang in there, Vince...I made it out relatively quickly using this foolproof method: Troll all forums for newbies and welcome them, and make sure to post a couple *Congrats!* to NY99s daily threads. Then when you're 20-30 out, start a thread for yourself and have all your pals come in and discuss any/everything for an hour or so. Maybe we could round up SLB and RKz for some lively "No, YOUR band sucks!" debates. ;)

Peace be with you, brother. :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

10. Ah, yes, their bands do suck most assuredly.

And techno sucks!

[dolo amber]

13. Hey!

Y'know who sucks, mister...that one band, with that guy...the one that you like that sings that utterly horrid song that goes "do-dee-do-do-do-dee something something YEAH!". And then that guitar solo...BLECH! "Nee-no-nee-nooo-nee-neeeer-neee-wooo-wooow--woo-WOOO".

Loser.

B-) "YEAH!"

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. That's my favorite band!

You SUCK!

[dolo amber]

15. Pffft

You WOULD say that...

What I want to know, Mr. Big Shot Future Congressman, is if you know ALL the counties in Wisconsin. You should probably list them all in seperate posts, just so as to not create any confusion. ;)

:D

[Whitacre D_WI]

16. No.

I suppose I could look them up, though.

[cosmicdot]

11. be sure and send all your credit and cash before leaving the 700 club

... oh, repent and all that jazz ... whatever ... but, send the dough ...

[Whitacre D_WI]

12. You get money!

All of my money!

[Whitacre D_WI]

17. Kick for my shame.

:kick:

[dolo amber]

18. You silly thing!

Get yon arse over to RKz's thread and make silly arguments! If not to up your post count, do it for my amusement. :D

Dance, Monkey!

[Whitacre D_WI]

19. 'smorning a'ready.

Work beckons, yet I am drawn to RKZ's thread... let us see what I can pull out of there....