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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 02:58 PM
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UPDATE ON BREAKING NEWS!!!!
The woman, aged 63 now identified as one Verna Duntzbig of El Dorado, Ks. has not received assistance as yet from her local AAA service. Thankfully, however, her exact location has now been pinpointed via cellphone records and the nearest cell tower. She has been contacted by the authorities and they are now helicoptering in her request for a double-shot non-fat soy vanilla latte from Starbucks.

Stay tuned for further updates!
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deepthought42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 03:35 PM
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1. Tell them to send me a tall red eye while they're out...
:rofl: MD isn't that far for them, is it?
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 11:47 PM
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2. I'll relay your request to the producers and we'll see what we can do.
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deepthought42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-03-07 08:30 AM
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3. Thank you very much. I could use one right about now...
need coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :hangover:
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