You can squirt shaving cream under most doors using a manila envelope.
Penny jamming someone into their room is an old standby. Before cellphones if you called them on a landline and they answered, you could keep their phone tied up simply by not hanging up. We got in the habit of checking our doors before answering the phone.
We had old style wall mounted phones. One night we got into this dude's room by trying every key we could get our hands on. We pulled the cover off his phone, rigged it so it could not go off-hook and put it back together. The dude stumples in about 2:30. We ring him up around 3:00. There are about ten of us standing in the hallway trying not to laugh. We hear him pick up the handset and say hello. Then another "brrrriiinngg!" He starts jiggling the cradle and the phone continues to ring. Finally it sounds like he's beating the phone with the handset and eventually knocks it off the wall. We learn later that he finally got ringing to stop by pulling on the cable until something broke. We kinda felt bad about that one.
On the ear and mouth piece of a telephone - take a magic marker or highlighter of a similar color to the phone (ie. black phone - blackmarker, white phone - use a yellow marker) - and heavily run the marker around those areas.
DON'T USE A SHARPIE MARKS-ALOT - this ink will dry almost immediately on plastic
the ink in the markers won't dry on the plastic phone for quite awhile.
when the person picks up the phone and puts it to their face - the mouth/ear pieces will "print" on their face....
Take some cigars with the tip filters. Once lit put the lit end in your mouth and gently blow out (DO NOT BREATHE IN). You will blow smoke out the tip in a heavy, steady stream. Plus there is the added benefit of being able to insert the plastic tip in those hard to reach places like underneath doors. Do it around 3:00 AM so your resident assistant will not catch you. It will stink the hell out of a dorm room and they will have no clue what caused the reek.
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