You're 10th in a line of 40. There are 10 pizzas, 8 slices per. What do you do?

[eyesroll]

Poll question: You're 10th in a line of 40. There are 10 pizzas, 8 slices per. What do you do?

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[BurtWorm]

1. True story?

:popcorn:

[eyesroll]

4. I'm stuck in this blasted training (free pizza) and although I ended up getting food, a few didn't.

Including a couple of vegetarians...the organizers of this type thing invariably order ONE mushroom pizza and then five pepperoni and four sausage, and a few people at the front of the line ended up taking two pieces of each...

[BurtWorm]

6. Some people need consciousness training.

Of course, you'd have to get pizzas for that too...

:evilfrown:

[NightWatcher]

2. math...no!!!!

[meegbear]

3. Say "Screw this!" and get some Chinese

[MissMillie]

5. well, it's likely I'm only going to eat 2 slices anyway... max

but I see what you mean

[Kali]

7. Order more pizzas for the folks in the back of the line - they should get there

by the time the line dies down.B-)

[KamaAina]

8. Take two slices

10 pizzas x 8 slices per = 80 slices.

80 slices / 40 people = 2 slices per. Q.E.D.

The problem lies not with you but with certain people (you know who you are) who loaded up on three or four the first time through. Fie on thee! That's worthy of a Colbertesque "Wag of the Finger"!

[Wcross]

9. Cheap bastards should order 15-20 pizza's.

If they aren't "cheap" then they are ignorant. We all know there are a good percentage of people out there who are pigs and or thoughtless. You HAVE TO know somebody is not going to worry about anyone but themselves and take three or four slices. Oh, the horror of having leftover pizza's! I am sure that it wouldn't go to waste.

[unpossibles]

10. I hate when that happens

more than once, if they order pizza for the office (assuming they even bother with one), they order one veggie and 4 or 5 pepperoni pies. And it never fails that when they are taking the orders, everyone says they want pepperoni but me and the one other vegetarian. Then when the pizzas get there, guess what happens? Everyone sees the non-greasy yummy looking veggie pizza and goes, I want one of those! I get one slice if I am lucky and there are 2 leftover pepperoni pizzas.

[tk2kewl]

11. leave. the line is too long.

[Zavulon]

12. In my office, I choose #2.

Trying to be the nice guy usually leaves me with no pizza after I've paid into the fund. Being nice in this office does not trickle down onto others. Fuck them at this point.

[LostInAnomie]

13. 1. Run to the front of the line.

2. Announce that I have just finished picking my nose.
3. Touch every piece that I think I might want to eat, and make sure everyone sees it.
4. Eat heartily, and laugh at all those fools going hungry.