It's official: invasion of the Penis Threads

[Elidor]

Nights like this I'm glad I'm not a moderator. Let's all try to go easy on them. Please, if you must post about your penis - or lack thereof - try to do it in one of the dozen or so existing threads provided for your convenience. Because none of us want to wake up tomorrow to a sticky thread declaring that penises, like chicken, are verboten. Once we get to defcon:penis1, it's impossible to have a good flame war about circumcision.

/PSA
//Penis Service Announcement

[KitchenWitch]

1. Ok - the fun is over!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

7. Everybody, get out of the pool...

:yoiks:

[bigwillq]

10. Yeah, because Kitchy

peed in it! :rofl:

:P :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

11. Did not!

x(

[bigwillq]

13. Prove it!

:P

:hi:

See ya Kitchy. I am going to get ready for a night on the town!

:hi:

[supernova]

2. Stop it!

I'm sitting in a coffee shop trying my best to not act like a lunatic while I convulse silently with laughter!


:rolf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Texasgal]

3. Is that why your name is

HARDHEAD? :rofl:






Just kiddin'! I couldn't resist... :blush:

[Elidor]

16. lol, I need to change my name to something less suggestive

I didn't think it thru very carefully

[GenDem]

19. It's the perfect name today

:rofl:

[rug]

4. I hope nobody posts about coating it in cornflakes.

[Elidor]

5. omg, I said "sticky thread"

I just saw that and LOL'd.

[Deja Q]

6. I'm done with all that too.

I'm all petered out.

Seriously, I promise to abstain from posting...

I'm so sorry; I can't be honest without a wretched double entendre creeping in.

[rug]

9. That's big of you.

[Deja Q]

14. Natch!

;)

[Jamastiene]

8. If you knew my sense of humor better, I'd say

only a dickhead would post a thread telling us to stop the fun BEFORE the mods get back from their hot tub orgy and stop it officially. :evilgrin: But, alas, you might not know me well enough to know I was making a funny, so I won't say that. I will say this though: I can tell you are a person who thinks ahead. You are absolutely right. If the word, "penis" was banned on DU, we could not have incessant flame wars about circumcision any more. That would be no fun at all. No fun a'tall.

I commend you for your fore, er, ahem, foresight.

[sammythecat]

12. Oh hell. If you can't say it, I will, dammit.

We commend you for your foreskin.

There.







or lack thereof :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

15. LOL

:rofl:

[Elidor]

18. I haven't seen my foreskin in 41 years

If you happen to find it, please drop it in the nearest mailbox. It has a pre-paid postage permit on it.

[Elidor]

17. Lol!

Anything I could say might tend to incriminate me. I plead the 5th.

[RevCheesehead]

20. I shoulda seen it coming from you.

:evilgrin:

[Texasgal]

22. MUST.RESIST....

Rev... CHEESE HEAD? :rofl:


:rofl:


I'm sorry sweety, I am just being MAD silly right now! :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

23. That's just from one Dick to another.

;)

[Generic Brad]

21. I'd hate to try to thread a needle with a penis thread

You would need wide eyes.

[Danger Mouse]

24. Penises aren't funny.

There's nothing funny about the penis.
The word penis is not funny.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

25. It's all about the bell curve

Too little is not good.
Too big is not good either.

Or you could call it the "goldilocks principle" -- just right.