If I have to watch "Barbie in the Nutcracker," one more time,

[LaraMN]

I am going to drill out my brain with a corkscrew.

JackMN is obsessed with it, and won't stop asking to watch it.
He cries if I won't let him, and I have body aches and a headache, and I'm too tired to fight with him.
He has to watch just the start menu for about ten minutes, then he moves on to the movie itself.

2+ 1/2 hours until he goes to bed...
I can make it...
:freak:

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Eeeeeek!

:rofl: That kid is TOO MUCH! :rofl:

I'll babysit some night for you...I love you *that* much :D

:hi:

[LaraMN]

2. Be prepared to watch the incipid movie, and read "Where's Pooh,"

about eighty times. You must convincingly portray confusion and befuddlement as to the whereabouts of Pooh, throughout the reading, or he will MAKE you read it again. You also have to respond with utter amazement and glee, when Jack "finds" Pooh, at the end, otherwise he will be devastated and swat you with the full length of his stumpy arm.

[bicentennial_baby]

3. Bwahahaha!

:rofl: You simply must start videotaping this stuff! :rofl:

[LaraMN]

4. We actually got a new ?digital? videocamera recently!

I should tape some Jackage and link to it. He really is *something* to watch. You must see him dance. He is a crazy-ass dancer.

[bicentennial_baby]

5. I am dying to see him dance! So is Sniffa!

:bounce: