i just got off the phone with don cheadle and his agent

[datasuspect]

they want to know what orrex's problem is.

[Qanisqineq]

1. LOL

That made me actually laugh out loud. I was in a pissed off mood and it helped brighten my evening.

[Orrex]

2. If you must know

I'm Don Cheadle's love child, and he's never acknowledged me publicly. His agent, as slimy an operator as ever you're likely to meet, knows all about it and has worked for years to keep me silent.

But no more!

[datasuspect]

3. agent? do you mean steinmetz or williams?

williams was a total dick.

don's never told me about a love child.

[Orrex]

4. LIke I said, he's never acknowledged me

Look--could you get off my case about it? It kind of stings, you know?