Where is the fucking chocolate?

[femmedem]

I know I had some. Where did I put it?

[femmedem]

1. And I've been cleaning all day, too.

I should have found it by now. x(

[lizziegrace]

2. If I find some

I'll gladly share. It's been a helluva week.

:(

[ThomCat]

3. I have some really good Imported

dark chocolate with candied orange in it. :9

I wish I could share this with people.

Oops. edit to correct typo.

[femmedem]

8. Mine was good like that too

dark chocolate with almonds. Fair Trade, even.

Edit to add: I miss it.

[Danger Mouse]

4. Did you check the fucking pantry?

Or maybe the fucking fridge? Or maybe someone fucking ate it.
:D

[femmedem]

5. If anyone fucking ate it...

:nuke:

[Danger Mouse]

6. Maybe you threw it in the fucking garbage while you were cleaning the fucking house?

Or perhaps it got fucking displaced during the cleaning?

[femmedem]

10. I know I did not throw it in the fucking garbage.

Because I spent a half an hour looking through the fucking garbage after I cleaned the fucking refrigerator, looking for the fucking hardware for the fucking curtain rod. :rofl: I wish this wasn't a true story.

[idgiehkt]

14. roflmao

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

15. I wonder where the fuck your fucking chocolate went.

Maybe it ran away from you after hearing you curse so fucking much.
I'm just sayin'.
Fuck.

[Xipe Totec]

7. Ahem, you may be using it wrong.

try the other end.

[femmedem]

11. You deserve this..

:spank:

[xmas74]

9. Why the heck did you have to mention chocolate?

It's that time of the month for me. I've been so good and haven't tried to snatch any chocolate yet but, because of your mention, I will now.

[femmedem]

12. Why the heck did you have to mention PMS?

Goddammit, I thought my only problem was that I needed chocolate.

[xmas74]

13. Sounds like Midol would be better.

I should buy some of that. Do they still make it?

[femmedem]

16. Who cares? Unless it's chocolate coated. eom

[xmas74]

17. Let me tell ya-

back in the day a couple of Midol, a bottle of wine, some dark chocolate and a bubble bath made everything perfect.

Whiteman AFB could have been under nuclear attack and I wouldn't have given a shit. (I live 8 miles from Whiteman so in case of nuke attack I'm toast.)

[femmedem]

18. That brings back a happy memory:

Two years ago Mr. Femmedem asked what I wanted for Christmas dinner, and I said, "red wine and chocolate."

And that's what we had.

I didn't think of the Midol.

[xmas74]

19. Next time add the Midol.

It's like legal heroin.

And make sure it's in a bubble bath instead of at a table.

[GoneOffShore]

20. 71% or just milk?

I had some 99% cacoa lying around, but we ate it.

[femmedem]

21. Fuck the milk.

But you knew that, didn't you.

I'm off to bed. Sans chocolate. But to tell you the truth, I'm starting to think I ate it myself a couple of nights ago.
:blush: