"I hope a nervous, delicate god retracts my problem."

[swag]

and other mondegreens thread, assholes.

[wildhorses]

1. me too

:rofl:

[asthmaticeog]

2. Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

[swag]

3. unparalleled

[swag]

4. Reverend Blue-Jeans

[wildhorses]

5. there's a bathroom on the right

just in case

[swag]

7. My 98's boomin' with the MonkeyFunk

all the jealous punks can't stop the dunk

[wildhorses]

8. but, i sho nuff got the junk in mah trunk

bo-dunka-dunk;)

[swag]

6. Bacon Carrot Biscuits (aka "bakin' carrot biscuits" every day)

[swag]

9. Yeah, it's a good one.

[redqueen]

11. Take a can of biscuits...

that's how I used to sing it, anyway.

[swag]

13. That's better, really.

[datasuspect]

10. the jew will bother you a lot

stairway to heaven

[swag]

14. The backwards version is also a gold mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgTAekO8Zek

[datasuspect]

21. it's much better than the forward version

[redqueen]

12. Come on baby, don't fear the reefer.

[Lilith Velkor]

15. Wrapped up like a douche into the woman on the right

[swag]

16. Ah, the Manfred Mann version

[Lilith Velkor]

23. Corn on... the cob...

Corn on... the kebab...

[swag]

17. "Can you feel it? Can you feel it with your cockmeat?"

from "Dirt" by the Stooges.

[redqueen]

18. hahahaahahahaha

[unpossibles]

19. strange - I was just looking at some the other day

and thought of my own, from Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

ahem...

"She gives me hot cold pizza, she meets me in a cocoa shop"

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. 'scuse me, while I kiss this guy

[jpgray]

22. "Wrapped up like a douche"

[undeterred]

24. living in smut

I don't know what the actual word are, but apparently its not living in smut.

[mcscajun]

25. Perhaps you mean "Eminence Front" by The Who?

The sun shines
And people forget
The spray flies as the speedboat glides
And people forget, forget they're hiding
The girls smile
And people forget
The snow packs as the skier tracks
And people forget, forget they're hiding

{Refrain}
Behind an eminence front
Eminence front - it's a put on
It's an eminence front
It's an eminence front - it's a put on
It's an eminence front
Eminence front - it's a put on, eminence front
It's an eminence front
It's an eminence front - it's a put on
It's a put on, it's a put on, it's a put on

Come and join the party
Dress to kill
Won't you come and join the party
Dress to kill, dress to kill

The drinks flow
People forget
That big wheel spins, the hair thins
People forget, forget they're hiding
The news slows
People forget
The shares crash, hopes are dashed
People forget, forget they're hiding.

{Refrain}

Come and join the party, dress to
Come and join the party, dress to
Come and join the party, dress to
Come and join the party, dress to kill
Dress yourself to kill

[undeterred]

26. Does it sound like "living in smut"?

I just remember my date being really insulted when I said that. Mid eighties.

[mcscajun]

27. It could.

It's sounded like a lot of things to a lot of people. Check out The Archive of Misheard Lyrics for this and other songs.

[REP]

28. Come On Baby - Do You Do Modern Dance?

[Frank Cannon]

29. Become become become become become a comedian