Post a pic of you opening up a can of whoop-ass

[taterguy]

Feel my wrath motherfuckers

[SKKY]

1. I chased the bastard for 15 Kilometers before I caught him...

...the "after" pictures are too gruesome to post here.

[taterguy]

2. Come on you Pansies

Surely there's more than two people here that kick ass

[mikeytherat]

3. Can 'o whoop-ass opened, and here are my legs about to deliver said can:

mikey_the_rat

[taterguy]

4. I pity the fool that incurred your wrath

[mikeytherat]

7. I also opened a can for the cheap, plastic Christmas tree next to me.

Punk-ass sucka never had a chance!

mikey_the_rat

[BarenakedLady]

6. Woot

Nice legs.

:thumbsup:

[Left Is Write]

5. Here I am...

Just about to open a can of whoopass on my daughter...





Opening a can of whoopass on a glass of beer...





Opening a can of whoopass back in 1992...oh, wait a minute! That's not a can of whoopass. It's a can of beer...

[taterguy]

8. You have a Phd: In ass-kickingology

[mikeytherat]

10. Your late-80s/early-90s pics look SO much like my sister, it's freaky.

I must find a pic and send it to you. 15-20 years ago, I know where your doppelganger was!

mikey_the_rat

[Drum]

9. ...Now you've done it....

...gonna go all Vandal on yer shit....

[eyepaddle]

16. Go all Vandal on yer shit!

:rofl:

I'm gonna remember that!

[mark414]

11. i don't know why my face is so red

picture taken about a month ago while my roommate (on the floor) and i drunkenly duked it out...he was trying to pass out on his bed and i kept bothering him and throwing things at him when he sprang into action (i never knew that bastard could be so quick!) and came after me



it is all good though, and no harm done - drunken fights between my friends are quite common, and it is always in the name of fun and stupid intoxicated male aggressiveness, never out of anger or a real desire to inflict pain. a couple punches here and there and then we've got our arms around each other singing our lungs out or something like that...

[guitar man]

12. on the gee-tar

is where I do my best whoop-ass!! :)

[mikeytherat]

14. On the bass gee-tar:

With bonus "What the hell is the next song on the setlist?" look.

mikey_the_rat

[AlCzervik]

13. ok

I'm crushing your head, thats about as whoopassy as i get.

[texas1928]

15. I can whoop ass close or from far away.

Getting the ass whooping tools out of the car.

Whooping some ass out on the target range.

[eyepaddle]

17. So, you've got an express whoop-ass delivery service

I see! ;)

[texas1928]

19. If an ass needs whooping, I don't mind driving.

Hell I will fly, if the ass needs it bad enough.

[eyepaddle]

18. Ass whoopin' in mid stream

I know, I know, I'm kind of a one trick photo pony, but I don't own a camera, and the only time I get my picture taken is when I'm in a boat. Even if this wasn't me I'd still think this was a cool photo.

Takne on St Patty's day

[taterguy]

20. I'll bet that river never fucks with you again

[Aristus]

21. Here's me:

With my M1A1 Abrams Main Battle Tank with which I could open up a can of whoop-ass if I want to...


And here's me mad enough to do it...


(I'm not really mad in that photo; I was just showing my "war face" in honor of my promotion to Sergeant.)

[taterguy]

24. Does that thing got a Hemi?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

And in case you haven't heard this too many times: Thank you for your service.

[Burma Jones]

22. Don't make me take off this frilly shirt.....

[momophile]

23. excuse the way I'm dressed

[MilesColtrane]

25. Me, twenty years ago, using my favorite can opener.

I call her Brown Betty.

[crim son]

26. I've opened the can and guzzled its contents:

[taterguy]

35. You're a baaaaaaaaad mother

I'll bet you're the type who won't cop out, when there's danger all about

[ContraBass Black]

27. .

[Schema Thing]

29. Ok, I give.

[Shell Beau]

28. My dogs about to whoop each others asses!

Nah, they were just playing around!!

[taterguy]

31. My dogs do that too

[Shell Beau]

32. Cute! They can look mean but are big ol' babies!

[seemunkee]

30. Whooping ass on the rocks

[Blue-Jay]

33. Getting ready to whoop my keyboard player's ass:

[Lautremont]

34. Jesus-styles: