We interrupt this message board for a very important announcement!

[LeftyMom]

Six hours remain until my birthday. You have very little shopping time left to get me something nice.

We now return to your regularly scheduled flamewars, kitten threads and silly news.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

1. 6 for you, but 3 for me!!!!

PARTY!!!!! :party::woohoo:

HAPPY (soon to be) BIRTHDAY!!!!

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

3. That's all well and good but

what did you get me? :P

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

4. do you want this thread locked so soon?

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

9. Totally worth it.

:9

[malta blue]

2. An early HAPPY BIRTHDAY

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[LeftyMom]

11. Thanks!

But you didn't even check to see where I'm registered. ;)

[ganeshji]

5. Happy birthday

Have a great day and best wishes for the year ahead.

[LeftyMom]

12. Thanks!

I have to work tomorrow. :/

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Happy birthday!!!

LostinVA just said she bought you a 6-month membership to "Meat of the Month Club."

Oh and you'll appreciate this, earlier my mom asked LostinVA if she was vegetarian. When LostinVA confirmed that she's a carnivore, my mom replies, "Oh haruka doesn't like to eat meat." Leave it to my mother to accidentally make a lesbian joke without even realizing it.

[LeftyMom]

8. Your reception is going to be so much fun.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

7. Your what?

What is this "birthday" you speak of?

[LeftyMom]

13. Well, when a guy and a girl settle for eachother, and they don't have anything better to do on a

friday night, and 8 months later she has surgery and OH MY GOD THERE'S A BABY IN THERE! :scared: Well, a birthday is when we celebrate the anniversary of the day that lady got some really cool drugs. And a baby. But mostly the drugs.

Did you get my message? I had to go to the monkey jail today. Holy shit, that was depressing. :(

[flvegan]

15. I was at the vet all day...again.

So, no. But I'll check now.

[LeftyMom]

16. Everybody okay?

:worried:

[flvegan]

17. Big Sexy is having

issues with his eyes. Inflamed, red, swollen...third eyelid not really working right.

Looks like allergies, thank goodness.

[LeftyMom]

18. Poor baby.

You don't spoil him enough. From now on, you have to grow all his food yourself, and stop sleeping on his bed. ;)

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

10. Happy Birthday!!!

:party:

[LeftyMom]

14. Thanks!

:) I'm going to grab my paycheck from work tomorrow- I figure that way I've got at least one present to open. ;)