Woman Wakes Up To Find Naked Man On Her Couch

[matcom]

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COSTA MESA, Calif.- A Laguna Niguel man allegedly broke into a woman's home and fell asleep on her couch naked, according to police.

The woman called authorities early Saturday morning after waking up to find Michael Bonnie, 36, on her couch covered by a blanket, Costa Mesa Police Sgt. Matt Grimmold said. The two did not appear to know each other, Grimmold said.

Police arrested Bonnie on suspicion of residential burglary and indecent exposure. He is being held on $250,000 bail.

http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_5411620

[trof]

1. I have an iron clad alibi for that time period.

So let's not get any nasty rumors started.
;-)

[Qanisqineq]

2. Was he good looking?

just curious

[dolo amber]

3. Ah, my 20s...

:D

[underpants]

4. Probably dehydrated

or hasn't had enough to eat recently. Those things can really affect you.