Man Has 6 Kids on The Way - With 6 Different Mothers

[matcom]

<snip>

Ricky Lackey has six children on the way.

Don't call them sextuplets - they're each with different women.

When Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh asked Lackey during sentencing Friday on a charge of attempted theft how many children he had, the 25-year-old said, "None, but I have six on the way."

A stunned Marsh tried to clarify. "Are you marrying a woman with six children?" she asked.

"No, I be concubining," he said.

Prosecutors said Lackey is the expectant father of six children with six different women. The women all are expected to deliver in August, September and October.

Lackey's lawyer, Stephen Wenke, stopped his client from saying more.

Marsh said she wasn't sure how to respond, so she let the issue drop since it wasn't relevant to the proceedings.

Lackey, a music producer who told Marsh he was on the cusp of a $2 million deal that would net him $300,000 upfront, was convicted Friday on a reduced charge of attempted theft.

Prosecutors say the Avondale man defrauded U.S. Bank out of $3,975 by depositing empty envelopes into ATM machines, claiming they contained cash, and depositing bad checks before withdrawing cash on the falsely inflated balances.

Lackey has repaid the money, according to court records.

http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007703100357

[edbermac]

1. When did he get the time to commit bank fraud?

If he was with six women...:shrug:

[Orangepeel]

5. well, his part didn't necessarily take very long... (n/t)

[Phillycat]

7. In fact, it very probably didn't.

:eyes:

[Raven]

2. I thought this was going to be about

Tom Brady! :-)

[izzybeans]

3. Announcer: "Tom are you dissapointed in not making the super bowl?" Tom: "No I be concubining.'"

[underpants]

4. a group of teenage girls...“Oh, there’s Ricky Lackey!” one swooned.

As Lackey left the courtroom Friday, a group of teenage girls there for another case appeared to know Lackey. “Oh, there’s Ricky Lackey!” one swooned.

Lackey shrugged the attention off with one word and a wave of his hand. “Fans,” he said.


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Oh this guy gets around!!!

I can't wait for Fox News to get ahold of this one and act like there is still welfare and ADP like we knew it.

[NewJeffCT]

17. a fan club?

I hope those girls were sarcastically deriding him...

[Phillycat]

6. "I be concubining"??

Wha??

[Tektonik]

8. I nearly fell off my chair after reading that line

I have a new hero

:patriot:







:rofl:

[alarimer]

9. What a loser

Judge ought to sentence him to a vasectomy. Irresponsible piece of shit.

[raccoon]

11. I second that emotion. nt

[KitchenWitch]

10. And I thought this article was about Tom Brady!

:rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

12. "No, I be concubining"

Thanks! I've been looking for a sig-line!

[Mad_Dem_X]

21. !!!

:rofl: :applause:

[grace0418]

13. Ah, lovely, sounds like he'll be a wonderful father and role model.

Yay for the gene pool!

[Gormy Cuss]

14. Smart lawyer. The judge's next question would have been "Tell the court the names of those women."

That 2M deal would cover the cost of a lot of Pampers.

[deucemagnet]

15. Ricky Lackey needs some Brawndo.

It's got electrolytes. It's what your body craves.

[Deja Q]

16. Saw off his testicles.

Such callous disregard for the women he impregnated and his children...

Now if he was South American...

[BreweryYardRat]

18. Damn idiot.

"I be concubining." :wtf:

Who does he think he is, a modern-day Turkish sultan?

[noonwitch]

19. Players

There are guys like this everywhere. They have kids with lots of women and never pay a dime of child support. Either the woman or the state (or some combination thereof) end up caring for the kids.

There are some who are particularly odius. They look for schizophrenic women who are on SSI. They get them pregnant, get them off their meds, and then steal all their SSI and ADC money. They go from one mentally ill woman to the next, and there's little that can be done because the women are considered legal adults.

[Missy Vixen]

20. Tom Brady

must have paid this guy to take him out of the headlines.

Earth to Mr. Lackey: Learn to use a condom. :mad:

Julie

[CatWoman]

22. cut his dick off

now!!!

[Parche]

23. wow

Gives a new meaning to the phrase "Brother from another mother"