Uh oh.... I just heard...

[MonkeyFunk]

the Sports forum is gonna go into the Fantasy Literature group and give out lots of wedgies and swirlies!

Look out, Harry Potter fans!

Also, the Grateful Dead group is trying to mellow out, so keep it down.

[Random_Australian]

1. The Skeptics group doesn't believe you.

[realisticphish]

23. hey now

we just need EVIDENCE, that's all :D

this might just be "Wedgie Woo"

[XemaSab]

2. The Loners group wants you to just f*** off.

x(

[MonkeyFunk]

17. There's a loners' group?

That's an oxymoran.

Is it a big room with lots of evenly-spaced chairs, all facing away from one another?

[Random_Australian]

3. The Justice won't do anything about it - Justice is blind.

[Random_Australian]

4. The September 11 Group tells us that the Sports are working for Bush.

Perhaps a little snarky, but I meant it well.

[MonkeyFunk]

9. I know....

the I/P forum knew weeks ago this was gonna happen.

[Heidi]

5. Hey MonkeyFunk, c'mere.

No, closer.











Closer, please.

[MonkeyFunk]

10. Damn

I remember when Mods just locked threads.

Where's the purple-nurple smilie?

[Heidi]

11. I am the keeper of the Official Disciplinary Wedgies.

And there are more where that came from, young man. :rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

12. Ah yes

I remember High School.

We all feared the Swiss gangs. :eyes:

[Heidi]

13. You hated them for their neutrality,

dintcha? :7

[MonkeyFunk]

14. We teased 'em

in the locker room for their little cuckoos.

[Heidi]

15. That's a fallacy. It's the Austrians who have the little cuckoos.

Little-known fact: the Swiss have no cuckoos. They have precision timepieces.

[MonkeyFunk]

16. yeah

that's what people want in the sack - precision time-pieces. :eyes: It's like screwing a metronome.

Give me an Italian any day - you don't know what time the train's coming, but it'll get there at some point, and the anticipation is half the fun.

[Heidi]

18. Whoa.

Your metronome experience obviously is most vast than mine. I concede.

[MonkeyFunk]

19. I was 16....

lonely and awkward. In the music lab. Sue me.

And I never touched that clarinet, no matter what you heard.

[Heidi]

20. I was 10,

redheaded, freckled and gawky. My parents thought piano lessons might bring me out of my shell. So they sent me to the only piano teacher in our smal town: Mrs. Brown, the pianist at the "holy roller" church. Mrs. Brown didn't believe in metronomes.

[MonkeyFunk]

21. I always believed in metronomes.

It's the metrognomes I was skeptical of. Little city-dwelling trolls... right. :eyes:

[Random_Australian]

6. I'm not going anywhere NEAR the guns group.

[Random_Australian]

7. Religion/Theology has just started an 800 post topic on the meaning of 'wedgie'

[HEyHEY]

22. Yeah, there's a huge argument about imaculate wedgies over there

[Random_Australian]

8. North and South Carolina are fighting again!