Betcha didn't guess that Random_Australian has been incapacitated, and

[Random_Australian]

his eyebrow will be typing in his place for the rest of the evening.

So, Lounge Lizards, want do you want to ask me, R_A's eyebrow?

[wildhorses]

1. did you get my reply to your question

regarding what i do for a living?

[Random_Australian]

4. I did not, but I know R_A did. I am only his eyebrow- how could I have seen anything?

Methinks you are being silly.

(P.S. R_A thinks your eyebrows and job are both good)

:)

[wildhorses]

7. me thinks that r_a's eyebrow is dashizzle

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

11. Who, me or my nemesis, Bob? (The other eyebrow)

And my name isn't dashizzle, it's "Seventh King Pancreas Saint Waterloo The Third"

Or "not-Bob" for short.

[wildhorses]

13. i would like to lick bob and not-bob

and see what the saints would do :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

15. Naw, you don't want that half-pint loser Bob.

I'm the REAL eyebrow, baby.

[wildhorses]

17. it will be hard to put eyebrows in a straight jacket as i think

my friend ava has suggested in another thread;) :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

19. Pah! Too right! This eyebrow is just too much eyebrow for any one

straight jacket.

So, what you doing tonight missy? Got some spare time to have fun with an eyebrow? (What? Shuddup Bob, you always get the chicks! My turn tonight! My turn! That's it, I declare a thumbwar!)

[wildhorses]

24. it is good to see you r_a

i have missed your singular form of hilarity:hug:

kinda cool from the appalachians of north carolina to the wilds of australia...

how is school?

[Random_Australian]

25. Random_Australian is doing well at school, and it is great fun.

He has joined the young Scientists Of Australia.

:)

You missed him? YOU missed him? How do you think I feel! I didn't see him for four months, and I'm his eyebrow!

[wildhorses]

31. but, did he not gaze into a mirror--for four whole months??

i find this hard to believe *aghast*

[Random_Australian]

33. No, the problem is that I don't have eyes.

And that my mutant psychic turtle powers only work when there are other people around.

But R_A is of course so vain that he spent four whole months gazing at his mirror, stopping only to look in the mirror more and to polish his mirror.

Which is why he starved and that is why I am speaking today.

[Ava]

2. Dear R_A's eyebrow,

just how crazy has R_A gone? :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

3. He is plenty not crazy! HE has today joined a shadowy organisation of

scientists that will destroy the world!

[Ava]

5. oooh... a mad scientist!

cooool :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

12. Oh yeah? He totally left me off the registration form. I feel so snubbed.

But I got my revenge - I shaved his head when he slept.

Unfortunately, the other eyebrow, bieng my opposite, had the opposite idea and grew his hair in the night.

Oh well, next time we'll see if Bob can 'opposite' a NUCLEAR WARHEAD!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Ava]

14. you better just hope that "Bob" doesn't have tweezers

[Random_Australian]

16. Bob had better not come near me - I'm an eyebrow with ATTITUDE.

Oh yeah, check out the something while the DJ revovles it.

[Ava]

18. alright.. you tell him girlfriend!

:D :P

[Random_Australian]

20. You mean, hairfriend. I am above mere humans!

Usually a little bit above their eyes.

Puny you!

That's right, I'm the eyebrow that all the little eyebrowlets wanna be like.

I'm the one out pulling all the girl eyebrows with me Porshce.

[Ava]

21. my eyebrow thinks you have too big of an ego

for such a tiny little thing like an eyebrow :D

[Random_Australian]

22. Oh yeah? If I'm so small, and so worthless, then why am I taller than you

and how did I manage to type on a keyboard without opposable thumbs?

[Ava]

23. my eyebrow is a special eyebrow

it's too special to do a silly task like type!

[Random_Australian]

27. Oh yeah? I can get pens to work again; beat that!

Edit: Hilarious typo on the word "pens"

[Ava]

28. my eyebrow can brainwash people!

muah ha ha ha ha! :evilgrin:

[Random_Australian]

30. Oh yeah? Mine speaks Shakespeare!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6287943&mesg_id=6288034

[Ava]

32. an ancient brow

interesting

my brow must do some investigating

[Richard Steele]

6. How do you work the shift to capitalize?

And why is it just you? What's the other eyebrow doing
that's more important than DU Lounging?

[Random_Australian]

9. Shift work? I am an eyebrow, not a cubicle monkey!

Little humans! What is above your eyes? YOUR EYEBROWS. THERE FORE WE ARE GREAT!

And the other eyebrow is named Bob, and it is his turn on days that don't end in Y.

[XemaSab]

8. How the hell did R_A get so hot?

It's frankly baffling. :shrug:

[Random_Australian]

10. Because of me, his eyebrow.

Nothing more to it.

Haven't you seen me?

This is his expression right now, except hitting his head on the keyboard:

[XemaSab]

26. Hard to say no to that

:loveya:

[Random_Australian]

29. Too sexy for my position above the eye, too sexy for my position above the eye,

oh yeah, that's me, THE eyebrow.

[Random_Australian]

34. What place is this that a typing eyebrow draws three comments?

Hmmmm?

[Random_Australian]

35. Still eyebrows!

[fizzgig]

36. you are such a goof!

how goes it for the eyebrows?

[Random_Australian]

37. We're well, but R_A lost his sunglasses.

[fizzgig]

38. oh nos!

were you able to make it through the unscathed?

[Random_Australian]

39. Through the what? And the answer is no, because my eyes sting like hell.

:(

[fizzgig]

40. shit

the day, i mean...

[Random_Australian]

41. The day? I got through that fine, as I have emergency reserve broken sunglasses.

I was talking about the 20 minutes yesterday without them. It still stings.

[fizzgig]

42. i'm sorry to hear about the eyes

give them my best

[Random_Australian]

43. Thanks. I will. So, how are you?

[fizzgig]

44. i'm not quite sure

an odd mix of peaceful and maudlin. at the same time, i'm happier than i've been in a long time.

other than the stinging eyes, how are you?

[Random_Australian]

45. Sore. I was thinking of some ways to make pushups and situps really hard.

Memo to self: Do not underestimate my intelligence again.

[fizzgig]

46. what did you come up with?

and why would you want to make them harder?

[Random_Australian]

49. 1) Using specific sections of muscle.

2) Because the aim was to use specific sections of muscle.

It killed me, more than that time when I carried a printer (and things) so far (couple of miles) that I could not move my arms.

[ghostsofgiants]

47. If you're typing with you're eyebrow you must be on a musical elitist trip at the moment, yeah?

What's on your playlist?

[Random_Australian]

50. Jean Michele Jarre, Ava's videos. Just got a good enough net connection to see them.

:)

How about you?

[ghostsofgiants]

52. The Horrors

http://www.myspace.com/thehorrors

[Random_Australian]

53. Oh, you mean that is what you are listening to. I see!

Anyway, how are you?

[ghostsofgiants]

54. Yeah, they're a pretty awesome garage punk band.

Kinda tired. It's 5am, I should probably go to bed soon, haha.

[Random_Australian]

55. I gotta go make dinner, so cya!

[realisticphish]

48. is "random_australian"

one person, or a joint account for all of Australia (and choosing the daily user by random)

[Random_Australian]

51. Listen mate, how would many people have the same one eyebrow? I mean, I'm an awesome eyebrow,

and I might make it into the eyebrow olympics if that HACK SCUM Bob (the other eyebrow) does not manage to beat me.



That's me.