Best graffiti on the walls of your favorite bar---easy on the profanity

[MichiganVote]

Mine:

Whatever you do, for a good time, don't call Frank

[datasuspect]

1. Here i sit, cheeks a-flexin'

about to give birth to another texan

[MichiganVote]

5. Must be a Bushism for BBQ!

[Richard Steele]

2. "These big mints taste like hell".

[styersc]

3. One Bar patron had written, "I F*#@'ed your mother last night!"

Another patron wrote underneath-

"Go Home Dad- You're Drunk"

[MichiganVote]

4. I love it!

[av8rdave]

6. I'm so happy...

I could just ________
I was, and I did, and I saw what it did to my shirttail

[UncleSepp]

7. Official Republican National Convention Party Hats

... written on the dispenser for the toilet seat covers.

[murielm99]

8. The best one I saw

was a long time ago (but it could be updated).

If you voted for Nixon, you can't shit here, because your ass is in Washington.

[SKKY]

9. "Sacred Cows Make Great Hamburgers"...

...I thought it was pretty funny.

[Skittles]

10. dup

[hellbound-liberal]

11. Here's some of my favorite graffiti:

To do is to be-Socrates
To be is to do- Plato
Do Be Do Be Do- Sinatra

[PVnRT]

12. Written below a misspelled racial epithet:

"You must have voted for Bush, you can't even spell 'nigger' right."

[taterguy]

13. Randall "Tex" Cobb was here

Authentic grafiti from the guy that played the Mad Biker of the Apocylypse in Raising Arizona. He was in town for a low-level boxing match. I wasn't there that night.

The bar was bulldozed to expand an Interstate.

[bif]

14. A series...

Jesus is the answer!
What is the question?
Who is Matty and Philipe Alou's brother?

[Midlodemocrat]

15. I don't have a favorite bar.

:cry:

[Fuzz]

16. IITYWIMWYBMAD?

Someone then asks you "What the hell does THAT mean?".

You respond, "If I tell you what it means, will you buy me a drink?"

[unsavedtrash]

17. graffiti in pictures

"I pleage allegience to the Chukker and why it was established - Art, Music, Good Times and Alcohol. I promise to be on my best behavior and respect the ideals of my fellow humans. I will have fun and eat everything on my plate, for my Chukker ancestors are watching over me. Keep it in the middle & hope we all get a little."

The Sistine Chukker


Finally, here is my lounge

[MichiganVote]

18. I like the cat and the third pic