Things that you can not do on a bicycle?

[ohiosmith]

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Eat chicken pot pie.

Dammit! I forgot to go AGAIN yesterday. :cry:

[ohiosmith]

4. Can so. I've done it.

What's wrong with you lately? Forgetting chicken Pot Pie Day.

[matcom]

5. she OBVIOUSLY could have benefitted from Thinking Day

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

7. LOL.

Asshole.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. I know. It's been busy here, and I'm stressed.

[billyskank]

2. Skin up

[ohiosmith]

10. Done it, if your definition of "skin up" is the same as mine.

[billyskank]

11. Okay

I can see that if you were cycling down a very long straight path, especially downhill, you could use both hands. But how do you stop the baccy flying away in the wind?

Obviously you can't use hash. Unless you're an Indian god.

[matcom]

3. wipe your a**

[ohiosmith]

8. What if we rode in tandem?

[matcom]

9. well technically then yeah

:rofl:

[taterguy]

12. screw up the environment

Unless you try really hard

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Where do you think the metal and rubber and plastics came from?

And all the gas and energy it took to run the computers that designed it, that got the engineers to the factories, and the energy to smelt, form, bend, wrap, pour, create, the metal and plastics, and then package and then transport it all around God knows where until it finally ended up at the bike store, AND the energy to make the asphalt or concrete, transport it, then pour it on the ground to make a roadway on which to drive the bike?

Not to say that the bike isn't more environment friendly than a car, but let's face it, it's not without guilt, too.

[wildhorses]

13. stay dry when its raining

stay warm when its cold

[taterguy]

16. Unless you wear a jacket and other rain gear

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. My dear ohiosmith.......

I don't think you could make love on a bike!

:shrug:

[matcom]

17. why else do I see girls riding boy-bikes?

:shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

20. My dear matcom!

That is not making love!

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

18. My dear CP. Where there is a will, there is a way.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. Oh really?

I suppose......but why on a bike?

There are better places, you know!

:bounce: :bounce:

[ohiosmith]

25. Any port in a storm so to speak.

[Jimbo S]

15. If President Bush: ride without crashing

who has that pic? :shrug:

[Little Wing]

19. Navigate a simple S-turn after being nailed to a crucifix

[ohiosmith]

22. On a bicycle you are right. Unicycle, piece of cake.

On second thought. Nah.

[Little Wing]

24. dammit

:mad:

[SKKY]

23. Ride from Texarkana to El Paso, Texas on one with a big sign that reads...

...."I'm Gay, I'm for Obama, and I'm here to take all your guns." and hope to survive.



Edited for spelling.

[ForrestGump]

26. Pump $50 worth of gasoline into it

Though I guess you could if you were some kind of bicycle-borne suicide bomber and the bike had a really good diameter on its tubular frame...

[demrabble]

27. Dice an Onion

Dice an onion

Thread a needle

Knit an afghan

[Deep13]

28. Dribble a football. Can't do that anywhere.

Also, can't run anyone over.

[Zavulon]

29. Keep my eyes open while sneezing.

Of course, I can't do that when I'm not on a bike either, but you did ask.

[demrabble]

31. Touch Your Left Elbow With

Touch your left elbow with your left hand.

[ohiosmith]

32. Did that once while riding a bike. Well technically, it was after I wiped out

and tried to break my fall with my left hand.

[AllegroRondo]

33. give birth

[ohiosmith]

34. Ever tried?