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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 05:05 PM
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Aaaaw.. Poor widdle CondiLIAR Rice...not a happy camper
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DagmarK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 05:13 PM
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1. Are she and Shrub in a race to see whose eyes can be set back
the furthest?

Cause, man, it seems the more these folks sink into their evil scheme, the further their eyes go into their skulls......
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 05:14 PM
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2. Get thee to a nunnery, Condi. (eom)
eom
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 05:17 PM
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3. The smartest little girl in class
has her derriere in a crevice.
She looks so lost and waiflike I could almost pity her.
But not quite.
No, not quite.
Ooooo we got trubble.
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 07:53 PM
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9. No, there was always one there who was smarter
Edited on Fri Aug-01-03 07:55 PM by PurityOfEssence
but she made sure she got better grades and did all the extra credit work and played the piano really well and was just sweeter and perfecter and they'd all really love her and everyone would be in awe of her and she would succeed, because she had to be the smartest and she wasn't.

and she's alone.

and she's embarrassed.

and she's humiliated.

Sure, fools still think well of her, but any intellect she respects knows she's mediocre, adolescent and weak, and she KNOWS that.

and she's alone.

and this will all destroy her reputation in a slow, agonizing series of admissions and rearguard actions until the time she's finally jettisoned.

all alone.

lost, and thwarted.

she knows they'll burn her, hang her out to dry, hide behind her and not return her calls someday.

It's over, she knows it and it shows, but the little girl holding back the tears at not being invited to the tea party will hold them back again as she severely does her perfect hair and prepares for her recital.

and yet, unlike the rest of them, she's not filled with hate...she's just sad, oh so very, very sad...

and alone, all alone.

(somehow the ungrammatical and e.e. cummings style just seemed right...)

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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 05:48 PM
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4. Geez, if I had to spend half...
... of every day around Dubya, I'd be pretty goddamned miserable, m'self....
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 05:53 PM
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5. Too bad, she's the only one in this admin with any fashion sense
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 06:12 PM
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6. To save the planet, I'm prepared to convert her away from the Evil Side
Wonder what my chances are.

Boy, if looks could cause physical injury......I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that glare.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 07:02 PM
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7. Here, Condi, this'll make it all better...
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 07:37 PM
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8. The lying b*tch should resign
Her "loyal" behavior is despicable, not to mention criminal.
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:44 PM
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10. You should post a picture of how she looked when smirk..
said she is a fabulous woman and we're lucky to have her. She smiled and nodded at him with grateful affection. I'm gonna :puke:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 09:26 PM
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11. She has a dead look in her eyes.. check these out
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 09:31 PM
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12. Putin looked into her eyes and couldn't find a soul...
She sold it for an oil tanker.
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this_side_up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 01:37 AM
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13.  Just from watching
the moron, Condiliar's and Laura's body language, I always
thought there was something going on between the moron
and Condiliar.

It is no one's business but be discreet. geez.
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