Does anyone have a pencil I can borrow to STICK IN MY EYE...

[mtnester]

Real Housewives of Orange County...do I need to say more?

I think would prefer the pencil please.

[graywarrior]

1. I use pins.

[mtnester]

2. I honestly do not know if I can convey my LOATHING for this show

in any verbal language

[graywarrior]

3. The ads make my sking crawl.

Horrible people....HORRIBLE.

[mtnester]

8. Good choice of word

but still almost inadequate to describe this show.

[otherlander]

19. Maybe a better word would be vulgar.

THEY DON'T HAVE TO THINK. Grrrrrrr...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear mtnester!

ACK! :scared:

Turn off the TV, sweetie.......NO pencils!

I've never seen it.......guess I'm not missing anything, either! :hug:

[mtnester]

6. I see it in passing on my way up channel, and it is like a train wreck

you watch for a minute and are horrified

I am now watching Cash in the Attic...my nerves are starting to settle

[Suich]

5. Vicki is a real piece of work.

She thinks everyone is jealous and they all want to be just like her!

:puke:

[mtnester]

7. That girl has had so much plastic surgery she is like a cartoon character

bleh

gene pool and voters...again I say bleh

[Scarlett17]

9. Did you see the promo. . .

where one of the idiot blonds says, "I'm a republican. I don't really know what that means. . ." Cracks me up everytime I see it. Doing some great PR for the GOP. Really showcasing the base.

:rofl:

[mtnester]

11. I did....unfortunately I watch other Bravo TV shows

To Chef, Top Design, Project Runway...West Wing reruns, Inside the Actor's Studio..so I do see the promos.

I think I used a combination-profane word combined with the word "idiot" and left the room.

[u4ic]

10. No,

but I have a tampon handy. :P

[mtnester]

12. If I jab that in my eye hard enough, I suppose I could go blind

at least it would be more entertaining!

:p

[u4ic]

17. You could become

one of matcom's news stories! :rofl:

[otherlander]

20. I imagine it would expand inside your skull

from all the eye fluid, possibly becoming jammed in your sinuses.

[KitchenWitch]

13. Try being one!

:eyes:

Not all of us are bleached blonde bimbos with exhorbitant amounts of disposable income and major surgical alterations.

[mtnester]

15. NOT referring to you dear KW...

the show is horrifying on about a gazillion levels for me...number one being how it portrays women.

Thus the pencil (or squirrel if you will) in the eye remark

[KitchenWitch]

16. Oh, I agree completely!

I just wish that much of middle America would not believe that we are all like that.

[KamaAina]

14. Real Housewives of Orange County?! Yikes! That calls for...

...the Jumbo Pencil!

[guitar man]

18. we have a saying around my workplace

"Do I have to endure this, or can I just staple my scrotum to the chair?"

....usually pertaining to upcoming conference calls, but I think I'd rather take option B than watch that stupid show.

[wildhorses]

21. bucky has one in his sigline

:bounce: i kid...i kid

my dad used to say 'well, its better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick'

[HuffleClaw]

22. 'reality' show ?