Entertain me: Ask some weird questions

[ohiosmith]

[AllegroRondo]

1. What channel is your car radio tuned to right now?

[ohiosmith]

3. 1460

[mikeiddy]

2. So you are in your spaceship, going along at the speed of light,

and you turn your headlights on. What happens?

[ohiosmith]

4. You miss your exit.

[johnnie]

5. A train leaves St Louis going 75 mph....

At the same time a train leaves New York heading to St. Louis at 65 mph. How much does it cost to make 13 1/2 pounds of canned tuna?

[ohiosmith]

10. oil or water packed?

[taterguy]

6. Name a musician that should be more famous than they are

Extra credit for explaining why

[ohiosmith]

11. Yanni. Linda Evans.

[ProfessorGAC]

41. Wrong

I can't even explain how wrong that is. Of course, you didn't promise to give the RIGHT answers. Only answers.
The Professor

[Phillycat]

7. Is your big toe bigger, or the next-to-big toe?

[ohiosmith]

12. This is a trick question. Next to my big toe is my sock.

[mainegreen]

8. What is your favorite punctuation mark?

[ohiosmith]

14. easy"!"

[edbermac]

9. Do you wash your hair in clam broth?

[ohiosmith]

15. Not since the war.

[Hosnon]

13. How do you like your eggs? NT.

[ohiosmith]

17. Produced by chickens.

[Hosnon]

19. Ok. How do you like your chicken eggs prepared for breakfast? NT.

[ohiosmith]

20. Fried in butter over medium side by side.

[RandomKoolzip]

16. What is it with you, anyway?

[ohiosmith]

18. I was breast fed in public.

[KamaAina]

21. Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

:shrug:

[ohiosmith]

22. See Exodus Chapter 19 Verse 7.

[blm]

23. Fill in the last word...... A blizzard blew an Eskimo

Way down to Egypt-land.

The Arabs had no word for snow

And he no word for sand.

They searched for years to find the common

thing that each man shares.

And there, beneath the swaying palm,

Announced that thing was ______.

[ohiosmith]

25. either tears or prostate problems.

[blm]

33. Untitled

A blizzard blew an Eskimo

Way down to Egypt-land.

The Arabs had no word for snow

And he no word for sand.

They searched for years to find the common

Thing that each man shares.

And there, beneath the swaying palm,

Announced that thing was bears.

Yes, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears,

Bears, bears, bears, bears, bears,bears,

Bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears,

Bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears.


Michael O'Donoghue Bears 1979Ghost Fox Inc.

[momophile]

24. what do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

??

[ohiosmith]

26. Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker,

[begin_within]

27. Did God create Man, or did Man create God?

[ohiosmith]

29. Neither. When I come down, all creation will cease to exist.

[datasuspect]

28. didja talk to the guy who likes boats, you know, the guy by the place that has the good scongili

over there on the boulevard about that thing?

[ohiosmith]

31. Yeah! Nice fella. Wish his glass eye hadn't kept popping out.

[trof]

30. Do you take your lunch to work or in a bag?

[ohiosmith]

32. Would you like to rephrase that? Children are watching.

[rhino47]

34. Okay how can I tell how many total posts i have made?

You would think I would know this being on du for years lol.

[ohiosmith]

42. 2122

[Fran Kubelik]

35. Do polar bears hibernate?

[blm]

37. heh

had to chuckle at that one.

I was thinking of asking a polar bear question, too.

[ohiosmith]

43. :

Polar bears do not hibernate in the true sense of the word. True hibernators experience a marked drop in heart rate and a body temperature that plunges to nearly 0° C (32° F). Polar bears do not enter a state of deep hibernation; instead they undergo "walking hibernation." Only pregnant female bears enter a den. They do so in the fall and give birth to their cubs in November or December. The bear family will remain in the den until March or April.

[Blue-Jay]

36. Where is the best place to poop in Havana Illinois?

[ohiosmith]

44. Depends

[fla nocount]

38. What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? n/t

[ohiosmith]

46. male or female?

[youthere]

39. Have you ( or would you) stab someone in the thigh with a pencil...AND

What is your favorite amphibian?

[ohiosmith]

47. yes. Antarctic tree frog

[Liberalynn]

40. How can I keep my feet warm?

[ohiosmith]

48. microwave

[stuntcat]

45. Are you going to see a movie this weekend? If so, which? If not, why?

This thread rocks, if I copy it someday will you get mad???????

[ohiosmith]

49. no. $11.00/ticket, $7.5 popcorn, &5.00 soda, $3.50 candy bar,

cell phones, screaming kids, crying babies, floor covered with black Jujubes.

I don't get mad. I get even.