I do not want to dig out my car I do not want to dig out my car I do NOT want to dig out my car

[asthmaticeog]

I am SO calling off. x(

[Heidi]

1. Want me to write you an escuse email to send to your boss?

Dear Boss,

asthmaticeog cannot come to work today; he severely injured his back this morning in a righteous attempt to dig his car out.

Yours truly sincerely,

asthmaticeog's chiropractor

[asthmaticeog]

2. !!!

:rofl:

Thanks!

[dolo amber]

3. I think you better run with that one

:D :thumbsup:

[terrya]

4. Do it.

Fuck it. Just call in and say you're not coming in today.

[asthmaticeog]

5. Done. AND...

the office is closed today - apparently nobody can get moving!

[terrya]

6. Cool!

Have a nice day off! :thumbsup:

[asthmaticeog]

7. Thanks!

:bounce:

I hope you make it home OK, I can't imagine Chicago's much different.

[terrya]

8. Sure!

It's a mess out there. But the CTA Red Line train was running ok this morning. I couldn't imagine driving in this crap. :-(

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. That's why I stayed at the Skokie Holiday Inn last night...

;)

No way was I driving 12 miles in that.

[terrya]

14. Good idea

You did the right thing. :-)

[tigereye]

16. there's a song in there somewhere, GAOT

:)

[Nickster]

18. Actually, it wasn't nearly as bad as I imagined. It wasn't great, but it was do-able. n/t

[johnnie]

9. Like I wrote in your other thread...

It sucks out there.

I should have friggin' stayed home too, but I decided to risk my life and come to this place.

Have a good day off! I might just cut out of here early so I don't have to deal with the rush hour traffic.

[asthmaticeog]

10. Be careful going home, man.

What a mess.

[michreject]

11. I've spent the last hour

Digging out my truck. I'm frozen solid. My dogs won't even sit on my lap.;(

[Sequoia]

20. Now, that's funny. Dogs don't like frozen laps!

I won't tell you how beautiful it is here in Northern Cal with the fog winding through the vineyards, the Russian River sparkling like diamonds in the sunlight, the snowcapped Sierra in the distance like a beacon of...well, stay warm everyone.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Dear Boss.

Asthmaticeog cannot come to work today because he didn't clean his room.

Thank you.

Asthmaticeog's mom.

[tigereye]

15. well, if it was covered with ice as well, I would....

stay home! Luckily we have a garage, and my appts and kid's school were cancelled for today!

Hooray!

ps have fun doing, well, whatever you do when you don't have to go to work!

[XNASA]

17. I dig my car.

It's only been out of the garage once in the past 11 weeks.

I've been driving Mrs. XNASA's cute ute this winter since she had her accident and is unable to drive. It has heated leather. I've been pampering my nice warm ass.

But I don't have to dig my car out. It's not going anywhere for a while.

Too much blowing and drifting.

[Sequoia]

19. Perhaps these will help! Hunker down.

http://www.call-in-sick.com/


http://www.wikihow.com/Call-in-Sick-When-You-Just-Need-a-Day-Off