I love Chinese restaurant menus

[spinbaby]

Peking Duck

Experience the glorious Chinese culinary cutler w. this extraordinary cuisine. The whole duckling is marinated w. our chef spicy-mix, then snow-roasted to perfection w. immaculate care, served w. pancakes, scallions and Hoi-sen sauce.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

1. snow-roasted

that sounds awesome. Baked fresh in our Igloo oven.

[Bronco69]

2. It's certainly the right time of the year

for snow-roasted duck. :-)

[gator_in_Ontario]

3. hehe

I once was at a Chinese buffet and the card identifying the dish below read "chicken chest"....lmao. Guess maybe they thought "breast" might be too provocative...

[Robb]

4. our "local" place

has a dish on the menu I'd been dying to have, a shrimp number with mayo, maraschino cherries, and... "sarcastic lemon".

I finally had it, it was kinda sickly sweet. Anyone have any idea what the translation was supposed to be for "sarcastic lemon"? :D

[spinbaby]

7. Chicken with snowplows

One of our local Chinese restaurants for a time had "chicken with snowplows" on their menu.

[bif]

8. I'll bet they meant "bitter" lemon

And opted for the wrong definition. Happens so often when something is tranlitereted.

[eyesroll]

5. Fish or foul?

I've seen that a few times...

[KCDem]

6. beef plasma

was one of the ingredients listed on a package of fake crab I once bought. They probably meant broth, but I can't eat fake crab anymore because the memory is just too strong!

[xcentrik]

9. Best one I've ever seen:

A take out menu describing one of the seafood items as "home-fried crap."

[On the Road]

10. This is Japanese, but Still...

Plenty more at http://www.engrish.com/. They've kept updating their site, and you can even buy T-shirts now.